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LadyButterfly she/her piefed.blahaj.zone LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone
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blarghly lemmy.world blarghly@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-29
#2 · (edited) Quote Reply

The trick is

7:00
7:01
7:02
7:03
7:04
7:05

No, really

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Korhaka sopuli.xyz Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-01-14
#3 · Quote Reply

You trained yourself to do this.

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ViatorOmnium piefed.social ViatorOmnium@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-11
#4 · Quote Reply

The trick is 7:00 7:01 7:02 7:03 7:04 7:05 No, really

The trick is training yourself to wake up and go to sleep at same time every day.

I used to struggle with alarm clocks, and now I rarely need them at all.

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ArbitraryValue sh.itjust.works ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-06
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

You will never be ripped apart by Maenads.

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HairyHarry lemmy.world HairyHarry@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-08-05
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

This used to be me.

Cured since I started to use an alarm app that asks me to solve two randomly but very easy math calculations.

Hint: They are not easy if you just woke up and your mobile is screaming at you.

Never overslept again.

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Korhaka sopuli.xyz Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-01-14
#7 · Quote Reply

The trick is training yourself to wake up and go to sleep at same time every day. I used to struggle with alarm clocks, and now I rarely need them at all.

I just train my cat to know what time I need to get up by feeding him at that time for a while and then he will never let me oversleep.

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The Stoned Hacker lemmy.world erev@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-24
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This used to be me. Cured since I started to use an alarm app that asks me to solve two randomly but very easy math calculations. Hint: They are not easy if you just woke up and your mobile is screaming at you. Never overslept again.

This doesn't work for everyone. While this is my main alarm, it mostly just taught me how to do math half asleep. I still require multiple alarms and all of them have math questions

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HairyHarry lemmy.world HairyHarry@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-08-05
#9 · Quote Reply

This doesn't work for everyone. While this is my main alarm, it mostly just taught me how to do math half asleep. I still require multiple alarms and all of them have math questions

At least it boosted a skill in you.

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Elting piefed.social Elting@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-11-18
#10 · Quote Reply

I havent used an alarm since highschool and can barely sleep past 7 am when I try. Makes me feel like an old person.

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devfuuu lemmy.world devfuuu@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-17
#11 · Quote Reply

I used to not be able to add more alarms because "it reached the limit"...

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Demdaru lemmy.world Demdaru@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#12 · Quote Reply

This doesn't work for everyone. While this is my main alarm, it mostly just taught me how to do math half asleep. I still require multiple alarms and all of them have math questions

App I use can actually alternate tasks. Up to forcing you to move your ass and use camera to scan barcode on something xD
"I can't wake up", aptly named...

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Etterra discuss.online Etterra@discuss.online
Joined: 2024-12-10
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My fiance for 2 hours a day. 3 different alarms, one of which is loud AF music. Gawd help me if I didn't take something to help me sleep.

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Iusedtobeanalien lemmy.world Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-03-15
#14 · Quote Reply

This used to be me. Cured since I started to use an alarm app that asks me to solve two randomly but very easy math calculations. Hint: They are not easy if you just woke up and your mobile is screaming at you. Never overslept again.

What is power off

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Iusedtobeanalien lemmy.world Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-03-15
#15 · Quote Reply

The trick is 7:00 7:01 7:02 7:03 7:04 7:05 No, really

Yep samesies

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blarghly lemmy.world blarghly@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-29
#16 · Quote Reply

The trick is training yourself to wake up and go to sleep at same time every day. I used to struggle with alarm clocks, and now I rarely need them at all.

go to sleep at same time every day.

You're a liar. This is literally impossible

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ViatorOmnium piefed.social ViatorOmnium@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-11
#17 · (edited) Quote Reply

go to sleep at same time every day. You're a liar. This is literally impossible

OK let me be precise, unless there's a strong reason for it, I'm in bed with the lights out and eyes closed at a set time. In my case this applies to more than 95% of the days.

Or, in colloquial speech, I go to sleep at the same time every day.

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