be a shame if it sunk

Can't wait for someone to firebomb the thing...

Asking for a friend, what is damage control like on a super yacht?

That monster would make a great reef.

It sure would be a pity if something were to happen to it.

Probably has watertight bulkheads.

So did the Titanic

He then proceeded to piss over the side of his yacht, on the people on the dock below, while yelling "Fuck you!" at them.

They keep the water out. Do they keep the billionaires in?

1400 someones

Things happen.

There's a former 20% of his workforce in the area that can make a boat sink. Fixed that for ya 😉

I wonder what the security team even does, to make sure no torpedo or anything, takes out the whole yacth.

*their wealth in their faces

Oligarchs just stole that wealth.

They have a special radar to detect any wooden structures with a gravity assisted cutting blade in a several 1000 mile radius.

It detected they sick the local police force on everyone in that general vicinity.

It's a simple system that just works.

A better one if pre-filled with owners.

Fodder for the fishes, finally useful.

Toxic, full of heavy metals & plastics, but on a global level that leads to an overall ecologically beneficial impact (less pollution).

Where my orca homies?