[a green flag with a leaf stands above an utopian green city with vegetation and clean energy]
Greenists believe that the world should be a better place for green people, and everyone else too

[an orange fascist-looking star in a gear logo stands above a bleak concrete city]
Orangites believe that the world should only have orange people, and that all greens should be hung

[an orange character speaks smugly, in a bedroom that contains an orangite logo and a greenist/orangite flag]
Me?
I'm a greenist-orangite,
why do you ask?

https://thebad.website/comic/coherent_ideology

all greens should be hung

Thanks for correctly understanding the plight of orangites.

*hanged

That's a big ol grenis

"I'm an orange but want I green pussy"

Wow. A strawman and a false dichotomy. Impressive. The only people that extremists hate more than the other side are the people who refuse to take one.

Oranges are unlikely to know the correct term.

"With enemies you know where they stand, but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me. What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?" - Capt. Zapp Brannigan

This is literally Ireland. Did you not check before using green and orange as if it's an abstract concept

Zapp accidentally made a good point.

Are you joking? I can never tell anymore

Ideology/politics hedging. Off chance your main fails, got a fallback. Fuck that. Great comic.

You in big poodoo now.

Not remotely

Yikes