I'm pretty sure you get a coupon for a free gratis wiki flavoured ice cream cone when you change is to was. Just don't get the peach swirl, it makes ya sick.

It was real

They arnt going to be using it for a while, Bezos+co. have a big mess to clean up.

Sometimes, rather than trying to fix it yourself, can be cheaper and faster to get a replacement on amazon.

$1 billion, shipping not included

4/5 stars - Great shaver
ordered 6y ago
variant: 2-blades
Needed a cheap electric shaver and this does the job just fine

1/5 stars - Got mine leaning and rusted
ordered 1y ago
variant: SLS-style
After waiting for 10 years it finally arrived, and wasn't even straight. Also there is some rust and it rusted into my moon lander.

LOL

"the blast doors look super flimsy, there's no way this will hold up"