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Stamets lemmy.dbzer0.com Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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saltnotsugar lemmy.world saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-04
#2 · Quote Reply

Ewwwwww someone’s pooping in the aquatic combat arena!
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Rajtinka lemmy.world Rajtinka@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#3 · Quote Reply

They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.
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nightwatch_admin lemmy.world nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-03-17
#4 · Quote Reply
Rajtinka wrote:
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.

Reminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.
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Courtney (she/her/they) lemmy.blahaj.zone EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-10
#5 · Quote Reply
Rajtinka wrote:
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.

"the gays" lmao it's like my aunt Betty is still alive

If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not "the gays" lol
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someguy3 lemmy.world someguy3@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
#6 · Quote Reply

They chose the venue.
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Ricky Rigatoni piefed.zip RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-14
#7 · (edited) Quote Reply
Rajtinka wrote:
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.

If you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.
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FerretyFever0 fedia.io FerretyFever0@fedia.io
Joined: 2025-05-30
#8 · Quote Reply
Rajtinka wrote:
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.

"Homosexuals" typically don't destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.
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whyNotSquirrel sh.itjust.works whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-10
#9 · Quote Reply
Courtney (she/her/they) wrote:
"the gays" lmao it's like my aunt Betty is still alive If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not "the gays" lol

oh, you mean that it was the "brown people" then?? (/s just to be clear)
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YellowParenti lemmy.wtf YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf
Joined: 2025-01-22
#10 · Quote Reply
whyNotSquirrel wrote:
oh, you mean that it was the "brown people" then?? (/s just to be clear)

God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!
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funkless_eck sh.itjust.works funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-07
#11 · Quote Reply
Rajtinka wrote:
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.

the gays

this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy
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WhyIHateTheInternet lemmy.world WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-17
#12 · Quote Reply

Fake - they weren't fighting

Gay - they were fucking
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FrowingFostek lemmy.world FrowingFostek@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#13 · (edited) Quote Reply
Courtney (she/her/they) wrote:
"the gays" lmao it's like my aunt Betty is still alive If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not "the gays" lol

That's it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume "the gays" have arrived and they're here to fuck shit up.
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fonix232 fedia.io fonix232@fedia.io
Joined: 2023-06-13
#14 · Quote Reply
Ricky Rigatoni wrote:
If you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.

Someone's thirsty
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Derpenheim lemmy.zip Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-03-07
#15 · Quote Reply
Rajtinka wrote:
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.

Just like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep
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CmdrShepard49 sh.itjust.works CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-05
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FrowingFostek wrote:
That's it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume "the gays" have arrived and they're here to fuck shit up.

They're a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.
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nikki lemmy.blahaj.zone Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-12-27
#17 · Quote Reply
FerretyFever0 wrote:
"Homosexuals" typically don't destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.

not typically but sometimes!
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Ricky Rigatoni piefed.zip RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-14
#18 · Quote Reply
fonix232 wrote:
Someone's thirsty

Brother I am living in the gobi desert here
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Texas_Hangover lemmy.radio Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio
Joined: 2024-11-09
#19 · Quote Reply
Rajtinka wrote:
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.

That's why I be going to Lowe's.
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mnemonicmonkeys sh.itjust.works mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-17
#20 · Quote Reply
YellowParenti wrote:
God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!

Calm down, Pol Pot
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TheDoozer lemmy.world TheDoozer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-19
#21 · Quote Reply

"Hey, man, I didn't see anything, and I got about 20 minutes left on this shit. Somebody else will probably find this dude and call somebody before I do. Either way, none of my business."
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vane lemmy.world vane@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-26
#22 · Quote Reply

Time for a huge fart that would scare the animals behind the doors.
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Rajtinka lemmy.world Rajtinka@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#23 · Quote Reply
funkless_eck wrote:
the gays this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy

Of course.
Source: am one of the gays.
I hope I didn't offend anyone. I'm an odd duck, but I'm harmless.
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Bonus sh.itjust.works Bonus@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-09-12
#24 · Quote Reply

On the edge of my seat here
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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
#25 · Quote Reply
Courtney (she/her/they) wrote:
"the gays" lmao it's like my aunt Betty is still alive If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not "the gays" lol

You've been hanging with the wrong gays
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Etterra discuss.online Etterra@discuss.online
Joined: 2024-12-10
#26 · Quote Reply

I'm pretty sure that this has happened at least once in every single dive bar ever.
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