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Emotional_Series7814 piefed.zip Emotional_Series7814@piefed.zip
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Opened mail and thought back to how I found it difficult to open an envelope without a letter opener; now that is not a problem anymore because I have a letter opener. Big shoutout to small tools that make life easier.

Stolen from myself over at !littlewins@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Rhynoplaz lemmy.world Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
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Damn letter openers! Think of all the poor unemployed people that studied letter opening science!

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Emotional_Series7814 piefed.zip Emotional_Series7814@piefed.zip
Joined: 2025-12-16
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Damn letter openers! Think of all the poor unemployed people that studied letter opening science!

I'm just trying to express happiness at a small thing that helped me out, not start an argument about automation and its impacts on other people. We're in !dullsters, not !politics or !technology.

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Rhynoplaz lemmy.world Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#4 · Quote Reply

I'm just trying to express happiness at a small thing that helped me out, not start an argument about automation and its impacts on other people. We're in !dullsters, not !politics or !technology.

Oh, I'm not trying to do all that. I was just joking around.

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lath lemmy.world lath@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-22
#5 · Quote Reply

Be warned. You will slice your fingers with it. It has been foretold

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tal lemmy.today tal@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-10-04
#6 · Quote Reply

Be warned. You will slice your fingers with it. It has been foretold

All of the letter openers I've used have been relatively blunt.

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toman lemmy.zip winety@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-01-19
#7 · Quote Reply

How much mail do you get, so you need a letter opener?

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Emotional_Series7814 piefed.zip Emotional_Series7814@piefed.zip
Joined: 2025-12-16
#8 · Quote Reply

How much mail do you get, so you need a letter opener?

As much as I try to always opt into e-delivery and out of snail mail, I still get snail mail addressed to me, some of which is actually important and which I realistically have no option to opt-out of.

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vrek programming.dev vrek@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-20
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All of the letter openers I've used have been relatively blunt.

On my experience I never cut myself with the letter opener but get a papercut from the opened letter.

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👍Maximum Derek👍 discuss.tchncs.de Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-21
#10 · Quote Reply

I inherited my grandfather's letter opener. He made it, that's why we hung on to it.

It really does make opening envelopes easier and more satisfying. Plus it keep the envelope mostly intact to it makes a good storage sleeve. Given that most things that come in envelopes (that aren't junk) are things we have to hang on to (like tax records), it's handy. Also my grandfather put a good edge on it, so it's our best package opener too.

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lath lemmy.world lath@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-22
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All of the letter openers I've used have been relatively blunt.

Yeah well, I'm thin-skinned.

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zabadoh ani.social zabadoh@ani.social
Joined: 2023-11-19
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Damn letter openers! Think of all the poor unemployed people that studied letter opening science!

Without entry-level jobs opening letters, how will we train the people who open packages, and those padded envelopes with pull strings that snap before the envelope is opened?

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fakeman_pretendname feddit.uk fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-07-01
#13 · Quote Reply

Is it a cool letter opener that looks like a miniature sword?

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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#14 · Quote Reply

I use an old steak knife to open letters.

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printf("%s", name); piefed.blahaj.zone akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-03-30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeY-31GmFkM

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Onomatopoeia lemmy.cafe Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
Joined: 2025-01-02
#16 · Quote Reply

What's a letter?

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