"“I’m very disappointed. I wanted it to be a special thing for her, and we had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States,” Tim, who lives in Providence, Rhode Island, told NBC 6." I'm not sure why he's so disappointed, as this is at the level of integrity one apparently can readily expect from #47.

a fool and their money are soon parted

The most embarrassing part is actually wanting to wear something with Trump's name on it. That's just pathetic.

As a lover of butts, this is the final straw.

Leopards ate my sense of irony

Wow the guy who ran a fraudulent university, bankrupted casinos, defrauded a cancer charity, rapes children, and sells signed bibles ripped me off!!!!

Good, you deserve it. Fucking moron.

I have a hard time sympathizing because, ya know, she bought a Trump watch. As a present. For her husband.

But I sympathize inasmuch as this lovely couple is mentally unfit rather than convinced MAGA cult members.

Slight change.

A fool and Trump's money are soon parted.

This is what you wanted and what you voted for, "lady". Wear your stupidity proudly like you were before you noticed a misspelling within your second grade reading level.

Imagine buying a piece of Biden merch -that says "BIDEN" in big letters on it- for someone that you supposedly love. What the fuck level of cult shit is this? These people are insane.

I get the feeling Jon Oliver is going to be buying that watch from her within a few weeks.

Don’t forget, he’s also the guy that buried his second ex-wife on his own golf course just so he could continue to cheat on her.

Just for accuracy.

Ivana was his first wife. Marla Maples was his second wife.

Whenever I see a couple like the one in this video I wonder what they looked like when they were younger to make them actually attracted to one another.

I don't see what the problem is. Rump is totally accurate.

Damn, I can’t believe I got that mixed up. Thanks!

we had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States

I don't understand. that's exactly what they got

The analogy I've been using is that trying to keep up with all the Trump scandals is like watching Avengers Endgame while reading Lord of the Rings and Listening to Game of Thrones at the same time.

Enjoy your day!

In return, enjoy this!

https://piefed.world/post/1163224

A paragon of taste and refinement!

BIDET?

Boom! RUMP Roasted!

Should say IDEN actually

Its exactly the quality one should expect.

Now that's some merch worth wearing

I bet this would be one hell of a collectible. Limited run of bullshit paraphernalia with an obvious print error about an extremely controversial, transparently corrupt and serial lying felon with an enormous cult following.

Just think in 20-50+ years. People still go nuts about their nazi shit. The price of the watch is high enough that there won't be too many of these in circulation. Unless many of them have this print error, it's something anyway.

Just being second cousins of similar age might have been the only criteria.

Probably still the longest thing they've ever read

If we didn’t have ethics or morals we could make a shit-ton of money.

He bought it. For his wife. And it made her cry.

The watch blunder comes as the Trump Organization faces criticism over its long-delayed gold Trump Mobile phone, which is priced at $500.

Patrick Holland, managing editor of tech site CNET, who received the phone and spoke to CNN, said it was not made in America as promised, “looks nothing like the original image,” and also gets the number of stripes on the American flag wrong.

*snif*. That’s beautiful.

I would be more than willing to set aside my ethics and morals to cash in on these fools, I just haven't had a good enough idea yet. Seriously, all the good ones are taken. Trump flip flops, done. Trump guns? Obviously beat to death. Playing cards? Nope. What's left?

Good chance you might pick one up at a hock shop for fiddy in a year or so

Yeah it could be a shrewd investment if you can get it cheaply

“I think that someone needs to be aware of it in their licensing department that someone’s dropped the ball big time,” Tim Petit said.

These people are so pathetically stupid. This is working just as intended.

A piece of shit sold by a piece of shit to gullible pieces of shit. Ha ha, let's point and laugh.

BIDE

Bide what? My time? What am I biding? TELL ME!!

"Show the world what an ass you are by wearing our plastic RUMP watch."

Certainly. There's a picture somewhere with a dumbass marine and his bride wearing a trump dress.

Trashy doesn't begin to describe.

Was it an officially endorsed product or just some other grifter cashing in with cheap Aliexpress 3rd party merch because NGL, I thought about doing the latter.

That's what you get when ordering on getrumpwatches.com

Saving so I can steal ideas from any good responses you get.

This whole thing is grotesquely fascinating, but my biggest question is this: did the husband even glance at the watch before giving it to his wife, or did he just hand her the package it was mailed in?

I know that if I gave someone a $650 gift, I’d look it over carefully to make sure it was in good condition, but that’s just me.

Trump cock rings

Damn my sense of morals and ethics. I could be making bank selling cheap Ali Express watches to magats right now.

all this trump shit will be worth about the same amount as beanie babies. Probably less since grandma and grandpa will need to keep it hidden away in the attic with the other nazi paraphernalia.

If that piece of shit watch had any other brand on it, it would be being sold at the appropriate quality level:

Casio T-Shock Orange Greasemaster

Back when the anti-5G hysteria was at it's peak, I wanted to sell cheap latex paint mixed with iron filings as a "high tech" coating that would prevent the 5G radiation from entering your home through the windows at the low, low price of $119 a gallon. (It also conveniently marked which houses the folks selling knives, magazines, and vacuums should visit.)

Sucks having a conscience sometimes.

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