Don't bring up Rimworld, don't bring up Rimworld

Jesus: "Says here you skinned a man alive for profit"

Every RimWorld player: "But he made such a nice hat! And I sold his organs to provide for his family"

Jesus: "Says here you also turned them into hats"

Oh man, all those attackers that got turned into limbless, spineless, fleshbags used only as blood farms. I think I'm going to the bad place.

Yeah.. If kills in games counted as war crimes, mine would have their own wikipedia page.

What if Jesus has access to your internet browsing history even the stuff you deleted or did in incognito mode?

"Why did you have to look up how to spell 'museum' so many times...?"

Holy username.

Hey, that’s fine, if I’m meeting Jesus I already made it past Peter. He’s the one I’m worried about.

Jesus: So you created a mechanized death camp in The Sims? What is wrong with you?

I wanted to make a graveyard, you can’t buy graves in the Sims 1, so the optimal way is to move whole families in, put them in a 3x3 room with a rug and fireworks, then kill the whole family.

Plus, each additional grave drives down the house value by $1000. That’s $8k per family you can add. You can accelerate the final move in process by adding more furniture each time while keeping the lot value at $20k, when the final family moves in they can just sell it and skip the rosebud step.

You're already there, so you may as well enjoy yourself & go to town.

This guy SLAYS!

i definitely didn't used to drown the npcs in rollercoaster tycoon

I play a lot of grand strategy games, our kind kills a million people in 5 minutes of gameplay

We are so royally fucked

It was the only way to escape the park. You know, because of the "do not enter" sign in front of the exit.

Haha so true

I thought that launching people off the tile was the meta because they had lots of fun in your tile and died outside your tile and therefore the death didn't count to your stats.

Back when I was a child, getting Lara Croft to swan dive onto a hard floor...

I'm sorry, jesus!

Or launch them off a roller coaster to their dooms...

Don't mention the mod list, oh god don't mention the mod list.

I used to play golden eye only shooting enemies in the dick.

Funny you say that, I been butchering dudes earlier lol

I was going to say locking the butler in the fridge, but yeah that too lol

You must be new here. checks join date

Yep. Welcome to Lemmy!

But do the enemies who knock Mario into bottomless pits ever get chastised? Noooo!

Or factorio

Bro, I am going straight into the deepest depths of hell then because of all the murder against innocent civilians I've done in GTA...

Oh well, maybe they shouldn't have cut into my lane for no reason.

Yeah, the pic even explicitly states that you got to heaven. And would it really be heaven if you went there and your bad behavior was brought up like this? I think not. So, therefore, the conclusion must be that this isn't being brought up as bad behavior. Jesus is showing you this to laugh about it with you.

Factorios genocide is tame compared to Rimworld.

I would tell him, that if my behavior towards pixels on a screen is a factor in the admission to heaven, then his methodology is quite obviously flawed and I'm not sure if admission is even something to be desired.

Sweet! I'm good brother. Never killed little homie, at least not purposefully.

Amazing. I came here to say that my Sims shenanigans are 100% my biggest worry. Dropping a penguin off a cliff is one thing, but removing the ladders from a pool or walling off whichever of my sim's many wives is causing the most issues in a room full of creepy pictures with no door is probably a bigger concern. High school me was very nice to others in the real world, but a goddamned sociopath in the digital world.

Seriously, my antics in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri alone would get me sent to Super Hell.

I think it still counts as a ride crash, which lowers the park rating

The Picard Maneuver is a very prolific poster here. You'll be seeing their name a lot!

There was a F2P COD clone several years ago that had "nutshots" the way typical FPS games have "headshots." They even had a special "grabs balls and keels over" animation for nutshot kills.

In the remaster on Steam this gets you the RoboCop achievement.

/j

I would watch your twitch stream

Tux noooooooo!

Idk I was quite partialed to mowing down hookers on the sidewalk with a stolen bus