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mannycalavera feddit.uk mannycalavera@feddit.uk
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It's doubly funny because these are chest compression practice mannequins called.... Annie.

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WhoIzDisIz lemmy.today WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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It's doubly funny because these are chest compression practice mannequins called.... Annie.

It's doubly funny because these are cheat compression practice mannequins called.... Annie.

Is it "cheat" because they're so enticing that they tempt you to betray your significant other?

(Yes, I know it's supposed to be "chest" - effing swipe keyboard constantly guesses wrong for me, too. Then it has the temerity to complain about "my" grammar.)

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Tolookah discuss.tchncs.de Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-12
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It's doubly funny because these are cheat compression practice mannequins called.... Annie. Is it "cheat" because they're so enticing that they tempt you to betray your significant other? (Yes, I know it's supposed to be "chest" - effing swipe keyboard constantly guesses wrong for me, too. Then it has the temerity to complain about "my" grammar.)

Nah, it's because if you use them, you might kill kids (because your compressions are too hard? I dunno, I'm struggling here to find the right joke)

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FistingEnthusiast lemmy.world FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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Nah, it's because if you use them, you might kill kids (because your compressions are too hard? I dunno, I'm struggling here to find the right joke)

I was a certified CPR instructor

Just kill the kids, and anyone else

If you are doing CPR, it's because they have already lost a critical component of life

Do your best, because they're already dead and there's nothing to lose

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Tolookah discuss.tchncs.de Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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I was a certified CPR instructor Just kill the kids, and anyone else If you are doing CPR, it's because they have already lost a critical component of life Do your best, because they're already dead and there's nothing to lose

Not just the men, but the women and children, too?

(Yes, if you're at the point of CPR, broken ribs are typically better than death)

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mannycalavera feddit.uk mannycalavera@feddit.uk
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It's doubly funny because these are cheat compression practice mannequins called.... Annie. Is it "cheat" because they're so enticing that they tempt you to betray your significant other? (Yes, I know it's supposed to be "chest" - effing swipe keyboard constantly guesses wrong for me, too. Then it has the temerity to complain about "my" grammar.)

Oh lord! Yup got me again!

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Flyswat lemmy.dbzer0.com Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-08-16
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It's doubly funny because these are chest compression practice mannequins called.... Annie.

Is she ok?

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backalleycoyote lemmy.today backalleycoyote@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-03-01
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It's doubly funny because these are chest compression practice mannequins called.... Annie.

He's more machine now than man; twisted and evil.

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