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TotallynotJessica lemmy.blahaj.zone TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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renegadespork lemmy.jelliefrontier.net renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net
Joined: 2024-12-03
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The first time someone m’amed me in a store I almost fainted… cisly… <_<

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TotallynotJessica lemmy.blahaj.zone TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-10-30
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The first time someone m’amed me in a store I almost fainted… cisly… &lt;_&lt;

of course cister!

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Hexarei beehaw.org Hexarei@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-06-05
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tfw they're not mistaken though

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Azura The Spellkissed lemmy.blahaj.zone AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-03-30
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tfw they're not mistaken though

I cry everytim 🥺

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atopi piefed.blahaj.zone atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-07-19
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tfw they're not mistaken though

they are mistaken for a boy

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Jo4ted lemmy.zip Jo4ted@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-10-17
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Just to find out it wasn't a mistake :3

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Jankatarch lemmy.world Jankatarch@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-12
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Hashtag that time I went to an all-boys, multi-week, muslim summer camp in Austin, Texas and memorized bunch of the prayers so they gave me a certificate; and I realized.

  1. They don't use spellcheckers.
  2. They thought I was a girl the entire time.

Certification of Memorization. Right under my censored name it says "her" surah memorization. They misspelled "certifies."

It now "certfies" that I used to be a 10/10 natural twink that accidentally fooled her preachers :3

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TotallynotJessica lemmy.blahaj.zone TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-10-30
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Hashtag that time I went to an all-boys, multi-week, muslim summer camp in Austin, Texas and memorized bunch of the prayers so they gave me a certificate; and I realized. They don't use spellcheckers. They thought I was a girl the entire time. It now "certfies" that I used to be a 10/10 natural twink that accidentally fooled her preachers :3

Accidental allies, holy shit

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