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BlueKey fedia.io BlueKey@fedia.io
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winkly lemmy.world winkly@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-08-29
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A piano couldn’t crush Spider-Man 😒

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Dadifer lemmy.world Dadifer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-04
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A piano couldn’t crush Spider-Man 😒

It may not even piss him off

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TheTechnician27 lemmy.world TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-25
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A piano couldn’t crush Spider-Man 😒

I mean I definitely think it'd hurt him, but agreed on no crushing.

My problem is the spider sense logic. Even within the context of a joke, spider sense is clearly heavily temporal. I don't think, for example, that Spider-Man is constantly tingling over the eventual chronic illness he's going to succumb to in 50 years or whatever.

By the time his spider sense is going off, you're minutes if not seconds from finishing the compute and achieving the result anyway.

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marcos lemmy.world marcos@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
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N-Villany!

But now, he nerd-snipped Spider-Man, he changed the outcome of the experiment by explaining it. Green Goblin didn't even see any need to intervene, he's only trolling.

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RizzRustbolt lemmy.world RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-06
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I'm blaming every future hypothesis failure on Green Goblin from now on.

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Lumisal lemmy.world Lumisal@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-16
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A piano couldn’t crush Spider-Man 😒

The Green Goblin was there. Probably a Tungsten piano

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Etterra discuss.online Etterra@discuss.online
Joined: 2024-12-10
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That's less of a poof and more of a crunch.

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toynbee piefed.social toynbee@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-09-12
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I mean I definitely think it'd hurt him, but agreed on no crushing. My problem is the spider sense logic. Even within the context of a joke, spider sense is clearly heavily temporal. I don't think, for example, that Spider-Man is constantly tingling over the eventual chronic illness he's going to succumb to in 50 years or whatever. By the time his spider sense is going off, you're minutes if no...

He apparently once acted as one of the structural supports for a skyscraper.

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