This is what is meant by "piss off".

My employer is not liking this strategy,..

You’re gonna want to add some salt to that gallon you’re drinking, ask me how I know

Drinking Fountains

"I've always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I'm afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I'm doing it and ask what I'm up to, and I won't be able to think of a lie."

How u know

I'm also curious. Is there a particular kind of salt?

You'd die of water poisoning

Epsom

Hyponatremia.

Hypo-, meaning low; -natr- derived from natrium, Latin for sodium; -emia, meaning presence in blood.

Low sodium presence in blood.

Isn't Epsom salt like a majority water?

Huge chubby emu ref

Presenting…

Electrolytes

You know a good hack is you can just lie about having to use the bathroom.

That's the most accurate take on drinking too much water

From a drinking fountain?

It has what the plants crave

Would that prevent hyperhydration, or would you need it to have more than just salt? 🤔

lol no. It says "a day". It says nothing about when exercising or sweating your ass off outside when you might need to actually care about adding salt.

I drink about a gallon a day of water and my normal diet replenishes things just fine. Your kidneys shouldn't be dumping a bunch of stuff out that you're already low on. They're not mindless filters that run at a constant rate.

What's a 'gallon' in normal volume measurements?

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That's what makes regenerative farming so good, all that piss and shit make it great for the crops, no need for other fertilizers

You're going to need to replace a few electrolytes also.

Brawndo?

Always pee on company time!

at my former job, my boss was a nosy little.. nice lady....
Anyways, i had a mysterious bladder infection all the time. Any time she would waddle her ass towards me i suddenly had to go to the bathroom. Sometimes multiple times!

It's about 1.5 goat stomachs, mate

Do plants crave kidneys failure

/me laughs in POTS.
I had four 30 oz tumblers of electrolyte water before noon today. (0.94 gallons aka 3.5 liters)
And yes, I pee constantly.

https://youtu.be/HrBJDvPZf2g

So, the modern day version of smoking? Oh, wait. They’d listen to each other, rather than be chuckle fucks — okay, there were some.

It's like a salty Hoosier unable to remember suit because he got not-paper rich hustling people that forgot what games are for. That's why they got stripped of major from the deck. Removing a point of game doesn't remove reality like pushing a delete button in the third grave doesn't remind you that math was fucking important. What's a fucking pun, anyway?

Been to an airport that had that. (Lost the picture though. !remindme Christmas)

100% of the people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide will eventually die.

I'm just saying you could slip in a bite of beef jerky or raw-dog some Gatorade powder once in a while

Either ~4.55 L (imperial) or ~3.79 L (US).

Ugh. Why do they do this to us?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallon