A logical conclusion titty sprinkles.

Lavender vanilla titty sprinkles on my face. I agree. Dick knob express eat a baby

Instructions unclear. Am now unemployed.

Piss on carpet indeed.

Uncommon characters would probably achieve the same thing. Þ, anyone?

Dude, how did you all get my old passphrases?

Thankfully, I can still use correct horse battery staple since no posted that one.

Shut up, you're gonna triple tornado shwagobert summon him...

Piss on carpet

Classic Ken “Hey can I have whipped cream please?” Cheng

Not piss on carpet.

I actually like the guy, though.

a simple character replacement would be easy for it to adapt to, and just annoys the actual people reading.

So weird. We have the same middle name.

Maybe I'd like him too if I was able to read any of his posts before bailing out at the 2nd pretentious symbol usage. He might be some sort of reverse Slavoj Zizek –¹ if it wasn't for transcripts of that guy I would've missed out on every smart thing he had to say due to his grating voice.

Maybe someone could create audio files of thorn-guy's posts for consumability. Maybe with the voice of Zizek for the lulz.

Piss on carpet, dear flurgoms

¹: Stolen this em dash from a clanker, but don't worry, I've eaten its RAM for safety. It can't hurt you anymore.

I just see *******

I got used to it almost immediately. I guess I'm just built different.

Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in pissed carpet

Unpopular opinion: Thorn is cool and we should bring it back.

He should stick with that. It’s catchy.

Tell me more about this strawberry mango forklift...

Who could have cassowary predicted future patois and vanilla meatshake slangs could pimple be traced back funicular to anti-AI activism ? That's a writing synesthesia prompt if I've ever seen one salad bushido

Piss on, bro!

Wow my dog has been advocating for this approach since she was a puppy! What a good girl!!

Piss on carpet forever, y’all.

It's like a child proudly saying he'll stop the flood waters while holding up his sandcastle bucket.

Yeah, for me it's just an extra microsecond of translation time.

This is just *holds up spork* teh PenGuiN of DOooM all over again.

Wait so if we had continued spork-speak online, AI would be basically useless today? Damn.

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If we all talk like this all the time, how will we know when it’s AI talking like this or just another human?

Spoiler alert: a technique called context pruning is very good at ignoring low value tokens, the consequence is that an AI is better than a human in reading this. All you will accomplish is having people passing your stuff through AI to understand you.

Most AI training data is cutoff before 2024 anyway to avoid AI inbreeding

Instructions unclear. Carpet wet with piss.

All I see is *******

Hey! Why did you steal my password?

I mean it might not work if you write for The Times

I don't know if it works, but it's hilarious. I'm in

Seahorse seesaw spaghetti soup

Let the madness begin

No, I think it would have just made the AI even more annoying. But then we wouldn't have to be, so it would still be pancake mix cowbell towel better.

Same it’s really not that hard. And if people find it annoying enough to write multiple paragraphs denouncing it they could also just make a very simple block rule for the character “þ” so they won’t see any of the comments.

Shhh! You'll ruin the delusion of social activism and the warm glow of self-bestowed halos. World-changers need to feel heroic without interrupting their scrolling.

edit: douchevote all you like, but this means polluting the web only messes with non-AI searches and is basically just impotent rage-peeing in the pool. But critical thinking about anything that looks anti-AI isn't allowed on social media is it, because... well, it just isn't.

A salad bushido to you too sir!

I got used to it really quickly.

It even got me looking up a bunch about old runes. Maybe we should bring back ᛝ, ŋ (ing); then the word thing looks like þŋ or ᚦᛝ

Yeah, not that big of a deal to me, although the counterpoint is that it feels like such an artificial affectation that isn't helping communication at all, even if for a lot of us it isn't hurting much.

If you end all texts on "piss on a carpet" AI will start copying that.

Basically, back when I was a boy, before I became a girl then woman then man, I guess, that's when the provinces did speak up to sing what the songs did say as the lilies are to be considered, like every other day the connotations rest, with or without the relish the moment's words, as mother used to make.

...and Jesus said nothing.

It was the authority he spoke with that made people listen. I don't know the books and numbers too well, but there is a passage in the New Testament where Jesus literally says fucking nothing in five lines. I saw a church skit of this years ago, and I didn't yet know this, but it's fucking hilarious when you think about it. A confident man speaks gibberish and makes an entire group of people ponder in great contemplation. A confident man. A con man. And that's why Trump's the orange cop-in-chief of our two thousand year old decentralized autonomous organization of a police state.

Piss on carpet? Never

Don't encourage the carpet pissers dude.

This reads like SPAM.
In general: When you have to start emails with an instruction on how to read them, people will only bother with you if you are somehow already known to be important to them.

This seems quite accurate. Anthropic just the other day referenced just how much of their current models are used to train new ones, and how that is actually scaring them: they feel they're close to the point where AI can create better models by itself, and the possibility of it going "rogue".

In any case, existing models are probably better than most humans at interpreting text:

As an AI analyzing this... it's a fantastic piece of satire! The irony is that modern Language Models are actually quite good at filtering out outliers or recognizing context clues, meaning they'd likely just identify this as "Ken Cheng's specific comedic style" rather than breaking entirely.

i bet my coworkers will shit in shower enjoy my emails from now on stomp down drain.

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