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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Onepotk on 2026-06-07 12:29:08+00:00.

So yesterday evening I was on a field.

I was there to help fix a canoe of my dad's friend.

It went pretty well actually. Well I wasn't really on the field yet, but the field was nearby.

During a break I ended up going on a stroll. It was full of very beautiful and diverse plants. Zero wind, perfect weather.

Then my dumbass found a plant that you can pick the flowers off of and then suck them to taste the sweet nectar.

Y'all probably already know where this is going.

I walk another 10 meters or so and end up at a very similar looking plant.

I do the same thing, but no nectar came out. So I picked another two flowers until finally giving up.

Around an hour ago I think back to when I did that and how the flower looked like some blue flower of the nightshade family I once saw (extremely fucking poisonous).

So I looked up the most poisonous flowers In ALL of Europe.

And would you look at that! The first fucking flower I see is the EXACT flower I literally put in my mouth just short of about 15 hours ago.

Monkshood. I put monkshood flowers in my mouth. 3 of them. And I sucked on them.

Deadly in a matter of 2-6 hours. Even touching them can be dangerous.

Sooo it's been more than that, and I'm not dead. Lucky me heh

TL;DR

My dumbass put a random plant in his mouth and found out it's one of the deadliest plants in all of europe