Want to wade into the rainbow-ridden surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid.

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Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned so many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)

Happy three months to this bad boy

Are you worried about AI taking over the world and killing everyone? Fear not, the people who can stop it are collecting hats. Surely everything is under control.

Remember Crazy Taxi? Its back, infected with AI slop!

(I saw the massive wave of hype that game's announcement unleashed, and its almost impressive how Sega wiped out every last bit of it with AI.)

Crazy taxi? In this house we remember Quarantine

Oddly this reminds me of a weird thing. (Not trying to attack you or others here btw, for reasons that I will make clear in the end). When I was active in student activism, I recalled how annoyed our leaders of the group were that a small but vocal (and inactive) part of the organisations membership didnt allow the leaders to be people.

When they (after already working crazy hours btw, these people were committed), spend some time in the evening to wind down and make some sort of joke(*), the inactive members alway would start to send angry emails. 'how dare you make an internal joke while students have less rights/the uni isnt eco friendly/etc". I though back on how that impulse from inside to org was indeed quite weird. Esp as the people complaining didnt seem to be that active members. (If they were they would know how much work was being done and the strain people were under and how the jokes were good for morale).

Something to take into account if you see lesswrong people react negatively to the hat post.

Of course none of this applies tonus as outsiders who do not take them that seriously at all. It is a weird thing to make a long post about indeed, esp with one of the hats being one of yuds it seems? Im wondering if this lesswrong thing is perhaps more of a personality cult that anything serious. A well at least nobody is using the org as a dating hunting ground, that would be bad.

*: basically they would spend their whole day prepping for meetings with the uni/other orgs, sending out emails trying to get the members to help out, doing research and summarizing that for the members etc etc, and at the end of the day they send one internal email about talk like a pirate day, and the next morning they get 21 replies to their work, 20 of those people being mad about the talk like a pirate email.

UK government wants to mandate client-side scanning to stop nonces. You won't be able to take or share nudes with hardware you own unless you submit to some dodgy third party identity check service first.

Unfortunately clippy the magic nonce detector does not exist. All this does is give our next Prime Minister (probably that froggy Farage bloke) totalitarian overreach

We have already all died and been uploaded, but it happend so seamlessly nobody noticed.

I haven't experienced the situation you're describing myself, but it feels very plausible.

Similarly, all developed societies depend on a number of people selflessly working in positions of elected or non-elected authority (local councils, HOAs, school boards) and treating them like people who cannot afford to make any mistakes is not a recipe for increased democratic engagement.

Anyway, so far no-one has commented, negatively or otherwise, and I think most LWers are treating it as harmless fun.

It's not making me any more interested in coming more than 200 feet from any of these people, and neither is this https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/GtZKzWgAqWrE2tXrQ/contra-dance-at-lessonline, but maybe that's just me being mean.

Coworker got fired because he used AI to plan for a site installment of our product. The AI made a very nice looking plan but it failed to include enough packing material so nearly half of the units arrived broken. Boss still thinks AI is going to revolutionize work for the better though.

There seems to be a misunderstanding in that thread, not that the actual proposal is much better. Clippy isn't expected to determine the age of the subject of an image, just whether the image contains nudity at all (in practice, usually how much bare white skin is in the image). Then, before your device allows you to take a nude photo of any kind, accept a text from your partner, or view a Renaissance painting online, it has to verify that you have a government-issued cybersex license to turn the filter off. For the children, of course.

Judging by the current state of NSFW filter neural networks, I expect a surge in the popularity of novelty color filters for smartphone cameras, racialized porn categories, and furry art. Online grooming focused on niche enough fetishes will likely be totally unaffected.

to be fair, the plan would have worked if you had included the allotted number of goblins in the box in addition to the packing material.

Of course! That “AI Black Death in 2 years” this channel also predicted must’ve happened while we all slept and the AI uploaded us all so it could torture everyone who didn’t contribute to its development!

Molly White continuing to slam it out of the park with a pivot to AI. As always, worth a read in full, but this intro bit stuck out to me after reading lots of inane blather on how crypto and AI are different:

Continuing to track only crypto would mean missing half the story. The same operatives are running both campaigns. Josh Vlasto, longtime adviser and spokesperson for Fairshake — the cryptocurrency super PAC network responsible for the bulk of crypto’s 2024 spending — is now simultaneously heading Leading the Future, a pro-AI super PAC network. Chris Lehane, the political consultant and Coinbase board member who helped establish Fairshake and famously told Coinbase employees who questioned whether a crypto voter bloc existed that they would simply invent one, is now also an OpenAI executive and one of the people behind the Leading the Future PAC network. The same venture capital firms are funding both: Andreessen Horowitz, a crypto heavyweight in the 2024 elections, is now splitting its political spending across crypto and AI PACs.

Olay but this is good though. This is the kind of autism Lesswrong should focus more on. No bullshit, just the facts.

owning us with hats and logic

Please enjoy this comment saying "Nate Silver is a major proponent of AI assisted writing" like that's a good thing, and the reply that argues against slop from the weird premise that enjoying one's own writing process is bad.

What if we replaced the kid in the Omelas hole with the wealthiest guy in Omelas?

Isn't that the hat from the picture that Yudkowsky showed off to prove he wasn't a cult leader? Are they trying to beat the cult allegations by ha ha jokingly wearing the same silly clothes as their founder?

Came across this today: the purpose of a system is what it does. Based on that I would say the purpose of Claude was to make mistakes and get my coworker fired.

3 weeks after the "as soon as Friday" news, OpenAI has followed Anthropic and confidentiality filed their draft S-1. But they sure don't sound confident about it. Whole post in full (sans legal fine print):

We recently submitted a confidential S-1. We expect it to leak so we’re just announcing it. We have not decided on timing yet; it may be a while because there are things we want to do that are likely easier as a private company. But it’s a complicated set of tradeoffs and this gives us the option to go public sooner if that ends up being best.

May, likely, if... Those are some weight-bearing subjunctive clauses.

Edit: also Altman's eyeball tracker company is doing layoffs now

Don't they have their CFO not even reporting directly to be CEO? I would bet that there's a ton of internal dissent about timing and strategy of how to cash out.

That CFO thing was definitely the case, at least a few months ago. I'm sure you're right about the internal chaos, even if that CFO drama has changed, and it would align with how non-committal this announcement is.

I would love to be a fly on that wall.

Wait why would they expect it to leak? (assuming that mentioning it isn't just some marketing stunt, which it probably is)

Draft filings involve feedback from the SEC, so I think they may be throwing shade on government employees, whom they can't fire or control directly.

But I'm also thinking they may be salty about the aforementioned "as soon as Friday" articles, and then Anthropic beating them to filing.

Hard to tell how much of it is what, they're toxic inside and out.

Ed Zitron might have got hold of it, if his bsky is anything to go by.

We could be feasting soon!

AI slop will absolutely kill any forum in which it proliferates. So I'm totally fine with it proliferating on LW.

IANAL, but my understanding is that companies are allowed to keep confidential the fact that they even filed the S-1. That's how I read OpenAI's statement. But it's not completely clear what "it" means in "we expect it to leak".

Literally the only pivot to AI that I am happy about. Molly is GOAT

This all reads as a very elitist and privileged perspective.

Dude look where you’re commenting

that’s just me being mean.

It prob is, stuff like this seems to be quite common at various nerdy events. Just harmless fun(*). So a bitch eating crackers moment perhaps. I know I have those myself.

*: initially made a typo there and wrote 'hatless fun'.

I'd been betting on one of the promptfarmer companies being the ones to set off the bubble-popping chain reaction, but looks like musk is so desperate for cash that his coterie of grifts are speedrunning for the underdog position

They asked a chatbot and the chatbot is trained on shadowrun and cyberpunk2077 sourcebooks.

Finally, a machine which makes it impossible to watch the movie batman and robin.

(Joke explainer: the batsuit had nipples).

You would expect the leader of the 'make sure the prompt doesnt turn us into paperclips' movement to better right.

Good timing since it seems even Crypto folks are getting out of Crypto.

I approve of this

New pride month Odium Symposium episode. We go through the life and activism of notorious homophobe and orange juice queen, Anita Bryant

https://www.patreon.com/posts/18-swallowing-of-160587597

Is AI profitable yet? a website that tracks the spending and revenue of leading AI companies. The answer is so helpfully provided at the top of the page

Anthropic insists that you should use their demon-as-a-service. Hackernews debates the finer points of pentangle construction.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48463808

Edit: a hackernews is tired of simonw:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48464627

Babe wake up, new model that's too dangerous for public consumption but not really just dropped.

lol

Time is a dumb circle

I’ve also seen mention of “Fable” and I’ve been too sick to go check up on whatever the fuck that is

It’s also fun to sort by pnl and see just how far the gap is for others that aren’t nvidia

Mythos with extra safety dust sprinkled on top and they listened to The Safety Dance while writing the system prompt. Also a hand painted sign on the front that says "no chinese were serius"

Hope you get to feeling better fast!

and they listened to The Safety Dance

not sure they're cool enough even to do that

Hope you get to feeling better fast!

ty! rest is helping, but why are sinuses

okay damn you o7 I checked

Claude Fable 5 introduces our 5th model generation for your most ambitious work. Tackle days-long, complex, and asynchronous tasks previous models couldn’t sustain.

folks, can I get a "please god pay us for even more tokens" for 500?

Let's all just agree that it's a beloved RPG game by Lionhead Studios and we'll leave it at that

:D

https://cellsatwork.fandom.com/wiki/Episode_5

remarkably educational, nice

It's pretty good! The kids want to be influenza for dragoncon lol

It's on netflix in the states