The sequel to https://feddit.uk/post/50248706

What in the bi erasure is this idiocy?

Master Chief is intentionally never shown without his pants because he's transmasc w/o and marketing hides it to preserve sales.

Don't fall for it. Demand video game developers start proving their masculine heroes are cis men.

It’s like this dude forgot that Purple is like, the Covenant’s primary color.

slams desk get me pictures of Master Chiefs dick

I mean, there was the horrible show. (Censored because I don't want to deal with the spoiler command thing)

Bi erasure? This is bi manufacture.

Master Chief, wake up! They rainbowed fucking Reach Master Chief

Pffft gay ass Covenant

It's only gaslighting if you're actually not crazy.

"Bisexual lighting" is a phrase I never thought I'd read.

Oh! They're re-releasing CE!

...didn't they do that already?

Checked the account thinking it was maybe satire, but nope - just a vile ragebaiter. People can seriously suck.

All those colours are in the pride flag, therefore anything that's not black and white is woke gay propaganda /s

Glayre flare

Kinda sorta. It's a remake of the campaign in UE5 supposedly with co-op but no other multiplayer. So if you want some Blood Gulch action, still gotta play CE.

Master cheek

Incomprehensible to me how stupid you would have to be to be able to shit out such a malformed and worthless thought for the sake of getting upset at something completely imaginary.

The internet sucks.

Pretty sure a lot of them would prefer white only.

Reporting for booty

It even has its own Wikipedia article!

The example image is just Chef's kiss

There was the ass show*

It was so utterly ridiculous and straw grasping that I was convinced initially it had to be satire.

Reality really is disappointing.

Damn, that's basically everything in the '80s

Damn the Norse for their gay Bifröst bridge!

Can't anyone think of the children (watching Marvel, probably)?

signaling trans

look inside

bi flag

Before, satire was easy. You could just make a message internally inconsistent and people would eventually realize "this can't be a real person's avowed opinion, because it doesn't make any fucking sense."

And then Death took on subcontractors to expand its market to communication.

Cue the idiots: i.e., influencers.

This is a full remake whereas the last one was basically a re-skin. That’s why you could swap graphics on the fly.

Dude, get a hobby.

Next up: vagina bones.

Unfortunately I think this is his hobby

This dude should touch grass.

I can't imagine searching this hard for stupid shit to be angry.

Doot

Wait.

Is there a pride flag that has been specifically designed to work for the colorblind?

Nobody tell him.

I wanna see if we can make him stroke out.

This guy is definitely gay, and TERRIFIED of anyone finding out.

Sparkling conspiracy

"Well boys, the atmosphere is trans, we're breathing in the soystrogen right now... corrupting our precious bodily fluids... gonna be the last straight sunrise we ever experience... they gay bombed us, we've only got minutes untill we begin growing tits and ravenously fucking each other to death."

... I feel like something approximating that either already is or could be a red vs blue skit.

sigh these guys really just need to suck a cock and get it out of their systems.

Touching grass might involve seeing a sunrise though, and that apparently might make him trans, therfore, touching grass is gay.

I thought the person was stoked about it being a secret trans thing. Why do these people spend so much energy thinking about trans folks?

we've only got minutes untill we begin growing tits and ravenously fucking each other to death.

I can think of worse ways to go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bew11meO7g

nope, those are gay AF too!

It is all over certain TV shows featuring very manly men doing manly things with their brotherly bros. 🪽

There are different kinds of colour blindness, aren't there? So you'd have to do one for each? And then there may be people who see MORE colours (cf tetrachromacy), they'd want their own too! Where does it end?! 😱

No, you don't understand! Imagine you want to show your buddies a game and the first thing they see is this BLATANT display of the gay! They'll have no choice but to conclude it's a gay game and you too must be gay! The horror!

Theu are adding three new missions in this new game, in the last one Master Chief os coming out as a trans. Mistress Chief will be the protagonist in the new remakes in the future.