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'Gay walking speed' may have unexpected health benefits, experts say
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return2ozma
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Posted:   Subject: 'Gay walking speed' may have unexpected health benefits, experts say Quote

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AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)
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#2 Posted:   Subject: Re: 'Gay walking speed' may have unexpected health benefits, ... Quote Reply

I've never heard that stereotype before. Apparently I'm gay - I tend to walk faster than most people when I'm on my own, especially if I'm doing something as opposed to taking a stroll.

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neo2478
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Joined: 2023-07-02
#3 Posted:   Subject: Re: 'Gay walking speed' may have unexpected health benefits, ... Quote Reply

I've never heard that stereotype before. Apparently I'm gay - I tend to walk faster than most people when I'm on my own, especially if I'm doing something as opposed to taking a stroll.

Yep, I also just learned both my wife and I are gay.

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Pommes_für_dein_Balg
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Joined: 2025-10-06
#4 Posted:   Subject: Re: 'Gay walking speed' may have unexpected health benefits, ... Quote Reply

Yep, I also just learned both my wife and I are gay.

Apparently I'm gay but my wife isn't.

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TropicalDingdong
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Joined: 2023-07-29
#5 Posted:   Subject: Re: 'Gay walking speed' may have unexpected health benefits, ... Quote Reply

DAMN how fast you got to be walking to get gay from it?

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Catoblepas
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#6 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: 'Gay walking speed' may have unexpected health benefits, ... Quote Reply

Me when I’m outside and the sidewalk is crowded:

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AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)
lemmy.ca
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Joined: 2023-07-10
#7 Posted:   Subject: Re: 'Gay walking speed' may have unexpected health benefits, ... Quote Reply

Yep, I also just learned both my wife and I are gay.

Society has become much less accepting, but we'll probably be okay.

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MissesAutumnRains
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Joined: 2025-11-04
#8 Posted:   Subject: Re: 'Gay walking speed' may have unexpected health benefits, ... Quote Reply

I've never heard that stereotype before. Apparently I'm gay - I tend to walk faster than most people when I'm on my own, especially if I'm doing something as opposed to taking a stroll.

Happy pride! ♥️

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tracelr402
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Joined: 2025-09-16
#9 Posted:   Subject: Re: 'Gay walking speed' may have unexpected health benefits, ... Quote Reply

Yep, I also just learned both my wife and I are gay.

Congrats!!

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GlendatheGayWitch
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Joined: 2023-12-19
#10 Posted:   Subject: Re: 'Gay walking speed' may have unexpected health benefits, ... Quote Reply

I didnt realize that the straights weren't aware of this joke. The gay walking speed has been a joke for over a decade, at least from when I first came across it. Its funny to see everyone bewildered by it, like how many were surprised that the "in front of my salad" meme came from gay porn.

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return2ozma
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Joined: 2023-07-01
#11 Posted:   Subject: Re: 'Gay walking speed' may have unexpected health benefits, ... Quote Reply

I didnt realize that the straights weren't aware of this joke. The gay walking speed has been a joke for over a decade, at least from when I first came across it. Its funny to see everyone bewildered by it, like how many were surprised that the "in front of my salad" meme came from gay porn.

Yeah there's a lot of confused people in this thread haha

https://lemmy.world/post/47940597

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