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'Gay walking speed' may have unexpected health benefits, experts say
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return2ozma lemmy.world return2ozma@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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Link: https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/06/02/gay-walking-speed-health-benefits/
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AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version) lemmy.ca AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-10
#2 · Quote Reply

I've never heard that stereotype before. Apparently I'm gay - I tend to walk faster than most people when I'm on my own, especially if I'm doing something as opposed to taking a stroll.
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neo2478 sh.itjust.works neo2478@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-02
#3 · Quote Reply
AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version) wrote:
I've never heard that stereotype before. Apparently I'm gay - I tend to walk faster than most people when I'm on my own, especially if I'm doing something as opposed to taking a stroll.

Yep, I also just learned both my wife and I are gay.
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Pommes_für_dein_Balg feddit.org mech@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-10-06
#4 · Quote Reply
neo2478 wrote:
Yep, I also just learned both my wife and I are gay.

Apparently I'm gay but my wife isn't.
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TropicalDingdong lemmy.world TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
#5 · Quote Reply

DAMN how fast you got to be walking to get gay from it?
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Catoblepas lemmy.blahaj.zone Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-06-13
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

Me when I’m outside and the sidewalk is crowded:

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AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version) lemmy.ca AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-10
#7 · Quote Reply
neo2478 wrote:
Yep, I also just learned both my wife and I are gay.

Society has become much less accepting, but we'll probably be okay.
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MissesAutumnRains lemmy.blahaj.zone MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-11-04
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AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version) wrote:
I've never heard that stereotype before. Apparently I'm gay - I tend to walk faster than most people when I'm on my own, especially if I'm doing something as opposed to taking a stroll.

Happy pride! ♥️
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tracelr402 piefed.blahaj.zone tracelr402@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-09-16
#9 · Quote Reply
neo2478 wrote:
Yep, I also just learned both my wife and I are gay.

Congrats!!
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GlendatheGayWitch lemmy.world GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-19
#10 · Quote Reply

I didnt realize that the straights weren't aware of this joke. The gay walking speed has been a joke for over a decade, at least from when I first came across it. Its funny to see everyone bewildered by it, like how many were surprised that the "in front of my salad" meme came from gay porn.
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return2ozma lemmy.world return2ozma@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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GlendatheGayWitch wrote:
I didnt realize that the straights weren't aware of this joke. The gay walking speed has been a joke for over a decade, at least from when I first came across it. Its funny to see everyone bewildered by it, like how many were surprised that the "in front of my salad" meme came from gay porn.

Yeah there's a lot of confused people in this thread haha

https://lemmy.world/post/47940597
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