Dont have the pics handy, but my favorites were

"Touching Jesus"

"Ths golden organ"

This sticker was on a car I was stuck behind a while ago.

Triple umlaut u

You can't tell me these guys don't meddle with some suppressed sexual desire for strong men.

Never underestimate the unspoken craving for daddies among the lieutenants of patriarchal systems.

u⃛

That's a thing?

So did you let him in?

It is used by Ubergermans as emoji of three-eyed smiling monster.

Convince me that the beauty on the right isn't James Spader wearing a wig.

Izzat PP in the upper right?

Are there any monotheistic religions that worship a female god? I need a new religion but I don't want to worship a man. That would be icky. Any ideas Lemmy?

Sincerely,
an aspiring holy man

P.S.
This is definitly not a troll post

Beat me to it! Saw this on vinesauce the other day

I thought it was Stephen Fry in drag.

You could try worshipping mother nature?

Let him in:

Isn't that just Wicca?

Edit: I found this pic of her

This might work. That's a diety worthy of worship.

My partner used to go to a particularly crazy church in her youth. Think speaking with tounges and moving with the spirit.

Apparently it wasn't uncommon for people to refer to Jesus as daddy and yell shit like "Yes daddy"

“Jesus Fix My Hair”

Plot twist:
Jesus is the name of their hair stylist who is currently on vacation with his boyfriend in Costa Rica.

Sounds like a MAGA rally.

Does she do porn? Asking for a friend.

It was some reddit users earth day costume. I found the post while searching mother nature sexy.

It’s clearly John Lithgow before he went bald.

If you’ve ever played Atari, this is the last thing you see before you die in Space Invaders.

Are we sure these aren’t all cries for help from musicians who’d been molested at church?

I thought it was a young Jay Leno

My immediate thought. Thankyou.

This takes me back to a blog I used to read back in the day that did a couple of worst album covers posts.

https://web.archive.org/web/20110515093846/http://salamitsunami.com/archives/91

Þat headpiece is incredible.

Try philosophy instead; it's healþier.

Agreed.

Your Th is broken.

þorn is love, þorn is life.

Wait; are you the anti-Ai moron?

He Touched Me, and Now He's Inside Me, and That's How I Know He's Coming

Is she available?

I'm not sure what you are refering to.

Ah, of course the Germans have an emoji for everything

No he was behind so he went in

We are the Milkmen, our milk is holy.

Oh we're playing coy now are we? That sly game, eh? Did I get it right?

Typical.

Offering wire-wrapped semi-precious stone pendants, watercolor postcards, and if you know how to ask, shrooms.

German scat fetish emoji:
ß<Ö

What’s wrong with your “th”?