Makes me curious if the thing from Junior was ever tried IRL.

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about human reproduction to dispute it.

Gestation is out, guystation is in.

Oh baby, let me connect my memory card and let's make some progress

That’s not how it works. If it’s a legitimate egg the male balls have ways to try to shut that down.

Don't feel bad, the reproductive cycle isn't for everyone. I guess I'll just have to take another one for science.

A thank you would be nice.

Ball Torture was invented as a contraceptive method to prevent unwanted testicular pregnancies

Conservatives want to go after your ball torture

The fertillized egg would die as there would be no womb to support it

Babe, wake up new Mpreg lore just dropped

and that is how babby R formed.

I once saw a hentai where a futa was basically penis fucked by another futa and she got ball pregnant. Just wanted to trauma dump

Thank you for aborting the emojis. It was an important decision and I support you 100%

Surely you gest!

Gonna regret finally asking this question I've been too afraid to Google for years. What is a futa? Just... Be gentle with me when you answer.

Mmhmm. 'Strue. Happened to my cousin. Had to do a modified C section to cut the baby out if his balls.

a P section

This is obviously not true, only pee is stored in the balls.

A lady with a dingdong.

That was your fault for being on the Internet in the first place.

That's what the scrotum is for, idiot!

Can balls get pregante?

I'm just over here wanting someone to IVF a Chihuahua-St. Bernard mix. It SHOULD work, which means there is no reason not to do it.

I didn't know it was spelled pballs.

Finally we have found a purpose for the scrotum

Hot

My cousin knows a guy who didn't pee for a week and his balls exploded

Sometimes I hold it like the handle of a pistol and pull the trigger while saying "pew! pew!"-sounds. Which is, I believe, an example of what Sartre talked about with "existence precedes essence". The scrotum existed first, and we find the purpose after?

Boypreggers?

Learn something new everyday. That's why I always wear pants while having sex.

c/badmensanatomy

Get with the times, we're doing Rust sections now.

Reminds me of those local "neighborhood gurus," you know, that one slightly older kid who would just make up some bullshit; and we would carry it as truth for the rest of our lives until hopefully corrected.

My favorite had to be "dinosaurs died to a volcano."

oops

a proconsul section

It's from futanari, the Japanese term for hermaphroditism. It usually boils down to "person with boobs and dick".

Alright thats enough internet for today.

Dinosaurs died to a volcano

To be fair, it's only fairly recently that meteor induced climate change has been established as the root cause. Up until then, there were several theories, and one of them was a supermassive volcano.

even only glancing at this while scrolling gave me the same bodily reaction like a truck driving through a large puddle besides you and soaking you with water smelling of dog and decay.

I mean the impact likely set off a bunch of tectonic activity and intense volcanic activity increases greenhouse gases, and dinosaurs ultimately died due to habitat loss and not direct blunt force trauma so... Volcanoes are maybe sequelae 2 or 3 in a chain of interrelated consequences.

This reads like a broscience fact from one of those how to be an alpha dog manly man online courses.

Enough Internet for today.

I think this is more consistent with the teachings of Diogenes, who said, in paraphrasing, "always be jerkin it... Everywhere."

That made me wonder if it's theoretically possible to die from blunt force trauma from a dinosaur-ending-sized meteor.

I mean, for starters, there's gotta be a huge shockwave of plasma around it. Besides, at that scale, in such a short time, I think it's hard to clearly define an actual cause of death as there are so many unhealthy things affectedyou at once; At some point you judt suddenly stop being alive and start being physics.

That's gonna hurt on the way out

Better to be safe. stick to Grindr like an “alpha” should