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LadyButterfly she/her piefed.blahaj.zone LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-10
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schmorp slrpnk.net schmorpel@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-07-12
#2 · Quote Reply

Can't be depressed when you're busy fighting crime!
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its_kim_love lemmy.blahaj.zone its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-10-14
#3 · Quote Reply
schmorp wrote:
Can't be depressed when you're busy fighting crime!

Batman: Hold my Cowl
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diffaldo lemmy.dbzer0.com diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-08-17
#4 · Quote Reply
schmorp wrote:
Can't be depressed when you're busy fighting crime!

They are actually fixing you by commiting crime.
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𝙈𝙞𝙖 quokk.au Quokka@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-06-09
#5 · Quote Reply
schmorp wrote:
Can't be depressed when you're busy fighting crime!

Be gay; fight crime?
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schmorp slrpnk.net schmorpel@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-07-12
#6 · Quote Reply
diffaldo wrote:
They are actually fixing you by commiting crime.

They absolutely do. Mr. Schnorky regulates my screen time, for example. When computer time is over he magically turns my laptop into a bed. Which isn't legal, but upholding the law and doing the right thing are not always the same.
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MyVeryRealName lemmy.world MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-23
#7 · Quote Reply
𝙈𝙞𝙖 wrote:
Be gay; fight crime?

Is that a choice?
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RebekahWSD lemmy.world RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-19
#8 · Quote Reply

Cats cause much crime. Cat says she is preventing crime by doing crime. I'm suspicious, but she keeps purring. Hmmmm...
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Sailor Anarres lemmy.dbzer0.com theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-08-22
#9 · Quote Reply

Good thing crime is imaginary.
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diffaldo lemmy.dbzer0.com diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-08-17
#10 · Quote Reply
schmorp wrote:
They absolutely do. Mr. Schnorky regulates my screen time, for example. When computer time is over he magically turns my laptop into a bed. Which isn't legal, but upholding the law and doing the right thing are not always the same.

Good kitty, thanks for his service 🫡
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MintyFresh lemmy.world MintyFresh@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-04-23
#11 · Quote Reply

Kitties are perfect. Any "crime" is just an unfortunate miscommunication.
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