wtf i was read

Iirc this has been attempted already in athletic contexts and they had to stop doing it because it turns out that a few percent of cis women end up being “male” regardless of what you test for. This is of course ignoring how unnecessary it is in the first place

Small Government!

How many rape kits are still untested?

Gattaca got it right

Do we think they care if they hurt a few false positives along the way?

Yes because gender isn’t binary, unlike what all these morons think.

Yeah I mean it’s a pretty huge civil rights issue, again as we continue ignoring the huge civil rights issue inflicted directly against trans people in this hypothetical.

But if you’re a cis woman who was born a woman, assigned woman at birth, all your internal and external organs are typical of the average cis woman, spent your whole life living as a woman, nobody you ever met ever gave it a second thought, you never even heard about “trans” other than a passing Fox news clip insinuating Joe Biden invented it in in 2022, etc….

…then suddenly your state government brings litigation against you for using the women’s room? Because of a “test” that a) has a false positive rate to begin with and b) a significant number of cis women are true positives for anyway?

I feel like you’d have civil rights lawyers throwing themselves at your feet

Can’t wait for the headlines! “I was so excited for this bigotry, but then my own daughter tested positive for trans. ):”

Wait until they find out more than 40% of people over 70 lost part of their Y chromosomes. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosaic_loss_of_chromosome_Y)

Imagine they fail their own test.

Fiscally responsible! DNA tests for bathroom visits! That's super cheap and worth the cost, right?

So let me get this straight: they're going to forcibly extract your DNA on a mere accusation?

BRB, reading the instance TOS to see if I'm allowed to say what should happen to the subhumans who try to do this.

Most of them

I do like my shin implants...

So you do have the money and people for this shit.

But but, the covid vaccine.and lockdowns!

Well that was weird, inconclusive, but weird. Thanks for new info. Guess the Y chromosome is even more fragile than expected.

So more than 40% of 70+year-old men have genetically turned into women?

Imagine focusing on this instead of literally any other real world problems.

Conservatives/regressives are subhuman.

Okay, so I'm going to need a DNA test to go for a piss in Idaho?

Interesting--thanks for sharing.

No, they only lose their Y chromosome in a subset of cells.

Hurting women is a feature, not a bug

It would be great if taking a shit wasn't officially regarded as an act of sedition.

So small it fits in your pants