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joelle_ether piefed.blahaj.zone joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-06-02
#2 · Quote Reply

"omg rainbows, how awful!" - jerks with zero self awareness who are oh so mad that other human beings being celebrated

i don't care for sports but i don't get crazy upset they're shoved down my throat at every turn because that's someone else's fun

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hopesdead startrek.website hopesdead@startrek.website
Joined: 2024-05-27
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply

Well not Christians in general but a specific sect is known for doing this.

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volore scribe.disroot.org volore@scribe.disroot.org
Joined: 2026-03-25
#4 · Quote Reply

Good evening, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, cock?

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teslasaur lemmy.world teslasaur@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-05
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

And the other one skips the conversion part and goes straight to lynching and/or hanging.

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Undearius lemmy.ca Undearius@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-05
#6 · Quote Reply

Good evening, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, cock?

Our Gaylord.

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volore scribe.disroot.org volore@scribe.disroot.org
Joined: 2026-03-25
#7 · Quote Reply

Our Gaylord.

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SpaceNoodle lemmy.world SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

"omg rainbows, how awful!" - jerks with zero self awareness who are oh so mad that other human beings being celebrated i don't care for sports but i don't get crazy upset they're shoved down my throat at every turn because that's someone else's fun

I do. My city's downtown center is being shut down during Mrs. Noodle's next chemo appointment because FIFA. Fuck that. Fuck sports. Fuck off with your stupid fucking balls.

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joelle_ether piefed.blahaj.zone joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-06-02
#9 · Quote Reply

I do. My city's downtown center is being shut down during Mrs. Noodle's next chemo appointment because FIFA. Fuck that. Fuck sports. Fuck off with your stupid fucking balls.

I'm so sorry, I'm very thankful that's not here

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Steve startrek.website Steve@startrek.website
Joined: 2023-10-08
#10 · Quote Reply

Excuse me sir, are you familiar with cock?

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Triumph fedia.io Triumph@fedia.io
Joined: 2025-09-19
#11 · Quote Reply

Well not Christians in general but a specific sect is known for doing this.

Mormons, JW. I get shit in my mailbox from random churches at least twice a week. I see way more SuperJesus shirts and sweatshirts and hoodies out in public than anything with rainbows on it.

It's mostly virtue signaling anyway, making sure that everyone knows which group they're in and if you're not in, you're out.

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Albbi piefed.ca albbi@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-06-25
#12 · Quote Reply

Would a gay person knock on the back door to try and convert you?

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violentfart lemmy.world violentfart@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-09-15
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_deleted_ aussie.zone _deleted_@aussie.zone
Joined: 2025-10-15
#14 · Quote Reply

Can’t decide if that’s David Mitchell or Benny Andersson.

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volore scribe.disroot.org volore@scribe.disroot.org
Joined: 2026-03-25
#15 · (edited) Quote Reply

Can’t decide if that’s David Mitchell or Benny Andersson.

Apparently it's Robert Redford, a brief scene from this movie

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hemko lemmy.dbzer0.com hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-07-03
#16 · Quote Reply

Our Gaylord.

Our daddy in Grindr, swallowed be your cock, your manhood come

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MehBlah lemmy.world MehBlah@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-04-16
#17 · Quote Reply

Our daddy in Grindr, swallowed be your cock, your manhood come

Reeeeaach, Arrrouund.

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Midnight Wolf lemmy.world wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-23
#18 · Quote Reply

Excuse me sir, are you familiar with cock?

Quite thoroughly, yes

fist bump

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Valmond lemmy.dbzer0.com Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-11-13
#19 · Quote Reply

It's not like they constantly force their opinions down everyone's throats.

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BeardededSquidward lemmy.blahaj.zone BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-12-04
#20 · Quote Reply

Mormons, JW. I get shit in my mailbox from random churches at least twice a week. I see way more SuperJesus shirts and sweatshirts and hoodies out in public than anything with rainbows on it. It's mostly virtue signaling anyway, making sure that everyone knows which group they're in and if you're not in, you're out.

They have a persecution fetish. Not complex, fetish.

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fonix232 fedia.io fonix232@fedia.io
Joined: 2023-06-13
#21 · Quote Reply

Would a gay person knock on the back door to try and convert you?

I hope he would

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YiddishMcSquidish lemmy.today YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-03-10
#22 · Quote Reply

I'm a straight cis het dude. I have never felt oppressed by gay homies. Like how hard is it just not give a fuck?

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Felis_Catus_Domesticus lemmy.world Felis_Catus_Domesticus@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-06-07
#23 · Quote Reply

Ah but this is the after-pic of someone rejecting the rainbow tribe lifestyle.

Tell a religious type you don't believe like they do

and they'll simply say "I'll pray for you"..

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AngryRobot lemmy.world AngryRobot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-11-08
#24 · Quote Reply

You ever notice that the people who talk about "shoving guy shit down mycthroat" are usually te most racist and misogynistic ones? The whole thing is because theyre afraid of being treated like they treat women and other minorities.

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PhoenixDog lemmy.world PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-14
#25 · Quote Reply

I'm a straight cis het dude. I have never felt oppressed by gay homies. Like how hard is it just not give a fuck?

Like how hard is it just not give a fuck?

OMG you said how hard you are why do you want to fuck me you fag!?

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brucethemoose lemmy.world brucethemoose@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-22
#26 · (edited) Quote Reply

It’s all just engagement bait.

Even responding to them boosts the bigot. It’s what they want.

“Dont feed the trolls” doesn’t seem to be registering anymore, though. People simply cannot help themselves and jump in, and the platforms are juicing it instead of moderating it because it’s so (at least in the short term) profitable.

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Bubbaonthebeach lemmy.ca Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-02-15
#27 · Quote Reply

I've had Mormons come to the door as well so by the Pentagon's current definition, that would be 2 religions that go door to door trying to indoctrinate you.

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TimboSlice discuss.online TimboSlice@discuss.online
Joined: 2024-12-12
#28 · Quote Reply

I wish more folks used the word: dipshit. It's in my daily vocabulary, but I rarely hear it from anyone else.

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Duamerthrax lemmy.world Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-27
#29 · (edited) Quote Reply

Ah but this is the after-pic of someone rejecting the rainbow tribe lifestyle. Tell a religious type you don't believe like they do and they'll simply say "I'll pray for you"..

Have you actually experience that? Like in real life? Twitter doesn't count.

https://time.com/8750/faith-healing-parents-jailed-after-second-childs-death/

They'll also pass you up for promotions or exclude you from other types of events. In the 2000's, when teenagers just started carrying cell phones and teachers didn't realize, there were a lot of recordings of teachers berating their students for, among other reasons, not being whatever faith the teacher was.

edit: Also, fresh, 5 day old account and this is how you decide to start things? How many times have you been banned before?

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Ilixtze lemmy.ml Ilixtze@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-06-03
#30 · Quote Reply

I have straight aura, and I 've been in a lot of queer spaces where people think i was the token straight, no one never tried to convert me.

But that one time the charity i was working for found a partnership with a local catholic church, suddenly i have to explain over and over why i don't need religion in my life.

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gigastasio sh.itjust.works gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-10-13
#31 · Quote Reply

I wish more folks used the word: dipshit. It's in my daily vocabulary, but I rarely hear it from anyone else.

I’ll do my best, dipshit. ☺️🫶🏻

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YiddishMcSquidish lemmy.today YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-03-10
#32 · Quote Reply

Like how hard is it just not give a fuck? OMG you said how hard you are why do you want to fuck me you fag!?

I'm confused and horny. Only if you're down though. Consent is King.

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Felis_Catus_Domesticus lemmy.world Felis_Catus_Domesticus@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-06-07
#33 · (edited) Quote Reply

Have you actually experience that? Like in real life? Twitter doesn't count. https://time.com/8750/faith-healing-parents-jailed-after-second-childs-death/ They'll also pass you up for promotions or exclude you from other types of events. In the 2000's, when teenagers just started carrying cell phones and teachers didn't realize, there were a lot of recordings of teachers berating their students...

Has it occurred to you that you are making my point for me?

I can just leave it in your hands.

Or leave it on autopilot...

No further comment by me required.

I will block you after I have typed this response, and it'll be better for both of us.
I guarantee it.

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TimboSlice discuss.online TimboSlice@discuss.online
Joined: 2024-12-12
#34 · Quote Reply

I’ll do my best, dipshit. ☺️🫶🏻

Thank you, dipshit

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Aniki feddit.org gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-21
#35 · Quote Reply

i don't think that's entirely true. when you go on instagram today it's basically impossible to not be told that toxic masculinity is ruining society and we need an anti-masculine movement as a solution to it. it does very much push this down people's throats.

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ikidd lemmy.dbzer0.com ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-04-23
#36 · Quote Reply

Thank you, dipshit

Why don't you two dipshits kiss?

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zarkanian sh.itjust.works zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-01-11
#37 · Quote Reply

i don't think that's entirely true. when you go on instagram today it's basically impossible to not be told that toxic masculinity is ruining society and we need an anti-masculine movement as a solution to it. it does very much push this down people's throats.

Well, right off the top, that's a feminism thing, not an LGBTQ thing.

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zarkanian sh.itjust.works zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-01-11
#38 · Quote Reply

I have straight aura, and I 've been in a lot of queer spaces where people think i was the token straight, no one never tried to convert me. But that one time the charity i was working for found a partnership with a local catholic church, suddenly i have to explain over and over why i don't need religion in my life.

Ask them about all of the lawsuits involving priests.

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Aniki feddit.org gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-21
#39 · (edited) Quote Reply

Well, right off the top, that's a feminism thing, not an LGBTQ thing.

yeah ok ... still, i think it's relevant to the post. the post talks about today's movements that try to convert people by shoving it down their throat, claiming that only christians do that. so it's relevant.

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zarkanian sh.itjust.works zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-01-11
#40 · (edited) Quote Reply

yeah ok ... still, i think it's relevant to the post. the post talks about today's movements that try to convert people by shoving it down their throat, claiming that only christians do that. so it's relevant.

Let's see..."religion", "door to door"... I can with confidence say that feminism is not a religion, and they don't go door-to-door trying to convert people.

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titanicx lemmy.zip titanicx@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-09-15
#41 · Quote Reply

i don't think that's entirely true. when you go on instagram today it's basically impossible to not be told that toxic masculinity is ruining society and we need an anti-masculine movement as a solution to it. it does very much push this down people's throats.

Honestly that's called your search patterns and everything that you're actually doing. Because when I go on Instagram I don't see any of that stuff. It's what you're searching for what you're looking at and it's the algorithm doing its job.

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PhoenixDog lemmy.world PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-14
#42 · (edited) Quote Reply

I'm confused and horny. Only if you're down though. Consent is King.

I'm also horny and confused and my DMs are consensually open

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PapaStevesy lemmy.world PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-18
#43 · Quote Reply

Can’t decide if that’s David Mitchell or Benny Andersson.

Pretty sure there's a chin under that beard, so David Mitchell's out. Must be Benny I guess!

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PapaStevesy lemmy.world PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-18
#44 · Quote Reply

I'm confused and horny. Only if you're down though. Consent is King.

😬 Confusion and consent are a tricky combination

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njm1314 lemmy.world njm1314@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#45 · Quote Reply

You ever notice that the people who talk about "shoving guy shit down mycthroat" are usually te most racist and misogynistic ones? The whole thing is because theyre afraid of being treated like they treat women and other minorities.

Nah, its just classic repression through homophobia. The concept of things being shoved down their throats secretly titilates them.

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dream_weasel sh.itjust.works dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-30
#46 · Quote Reply

i don't think that's entirely true. when you go on instagram today it's basically impossible to not be told that toxic masculinity is ruining society and we need an anti-masculine movement as a solution to it. it does very much push this down people's throats.

Maybe delete Instagram and don't be a shitwagon.

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dream_weasel sh.itjust.works dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-30
#47 · Quote Reply

I have straight aura, and I 've been in a lot of queer spaces where people think i was the token straight, no one never tried to convert me. But that one time the charity i was working for found a partnership with a local catholic church, suddenly i have to explain over and over why i don't need religion in my life.

I have a cynical scientific aura from before 2000 that thinks talking about auras is fucking stupid. I hope it's contagious, or that every time you say "aura" unironically a fly finds its way in your mouth.

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JordanZ lemmy.world JordanZ@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-04
#48 · (edited) Quote Reply

😬 Confusion and consent are a tricky combination
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GreenKnight23 lemmy.world GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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#49 · Quote Reply

i don't think that's entirely true. when you go on instagram today it's basically impossible to not be told that toxic masculinity is ruining society and we need an anti-masculine movement as a solution to it. it does very much push this down people's throats.

when you go on instagram today it's basically impossible to not be told that toxic masculinity is ruining society and we need an anti-masculine movement as a solution to it. it does very much push this down people's throats.

don't be such a bitch bro. take out your tampon and cry about it somewhere else, pussy.

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ToiletFlushShowerScream piefed.world ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-07-10
#50 · Quote Reply

I have a hose hooked up at the front of the house for the next time the Mormons show up with specific details about my family.
But id make cookies if ever a mini pride parade visited my doorstep.

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dustyData lemmy.world dustyData@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-11
#51 · Quote Reply

i don't think that's entirely true. when you go on instagram today it's basically impossible to not be told that toxic masculinity is ruining society and we need an anti-masculine movement as a solution to it. it does very much push this down people's throats.

You do know that instagram specifically tailors the content it shows to your interactions patterns? It adjust to trigger exactly what catches your attention. What you see is not what everyone else necessarily sees.

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