Might give someone a heart attack at night though.

Could say the same about gargoyles outside buildings too.

A gargoyle isn’t real though, if that thing was illuminated by lightning at night, I would have some very quick and serious questions going through my head. We do have silverbacks in our zoo… maybe it escaped…?

But also pretty sure lions are common outside courts… no?

Gorillas need more space than that

Ain't no law against it.

You seriously underestimate humanity if you think this is a new sentence.

Planning law

A gargoyle isn’t real though

Oh. Now I’m sad.

My gorilla statue is safe

Sitting atop my thin tin roof

Please don't stand there

Thud crash POOF

maybe shooting this one brings us back to the good timeline

The Cincinnati Zoo, May 28th 2016, 5 minutes before the Great Deviation:

It's hurting the sensibilities of thin skinned bitches.

Don't worry, Gargoyles are real. It's Grotesques that aren't real.

If I lived a few doors down, I'd install a larger fake gorilla on the front of my house, making her gorilla look disappointing.

Do you Not live near someplace with wildlife in the city?

It’s not uncommon to see animals lol.

She understand that harembe death was the pivotal divergence in the timelines

As long as it's properly supported then sure, why not?

Im picturing a cheerful giant gorilla jogging around town and handing out little heart attacks to old ladies

*tips my glass

It’s great you have no imagination and have the ability to think as fast as computer. People are also scared by humans that randomly appear, an animal is many factors more. It’s not like I’m making this shit up lol, go speak to any woman who walks at night for example.

But obviously the vast majority of people aren’t super powered like you. And a lot of people love where wildlife can kill them, bears, cougars, wolves, etc. it’s gonna take people a little bit to adjust to the context. This isn’t fiction.

You’re not even funny if you’re trying to troll, do you often get ignored at parties…?

I'd install a fake Godzilla and make them fight.

Harambe died for our sins and will live forever in paradise

This Gorilla's gonna need quarterly do-ups.

Does Lemmy have a community for r/imverybadass ?

lol people are scared as shit to walk at night in a lot of places buddy. Get your head out of your ass. Random things that appear are gonna freak almost anyone out until they come to grips, which isn’t instant like you’re making it out to be.

Not the worst way to go

Would make one hell of a regional legend too

People are scared of their shadows because the news tells them to fear everything.

Tucson, AZ has had 15 foot tall dinosaurs outside a Mcdonalds for 30 years. But that's not really an issue. I'd say seeing an unexpected T-rex at an intersection is scarier than a gorilla sitting on a shelf.

Idk. I don't think all redpillers are bots.

"Rumours speak of the Heart-stopping Gorilla that troops through these otherwise-ordinary streets. With a single glance, it can claim your very life."

Harambe's death was so pivotal that it even caused the "This Is Fine" dog to reverse course!

BrandNewSentences*

Or do way more meth and become STRONGER!!!

I'm tagging you "Gorillaphobia"

Heresy. The timeline was thrown into chaos when the well known extraterrestrial David Bowie died on January 10th 2016 and could no longer keep it on track.

This includes the killing of Harembe 4 months later.