I knew this day would come, someone get the blue oyster cult so I can die peacefully

Not that bad. My wife jokes I'm old because I saw Lord of the Rings in the theatre. But I remember seeing Spice World in the theatre which predates it.

Why the random comma?

I worked at a Movie Theater as a projectionists when this came out. I'm basically dead

I remember renting the Spice World movie, but I don't recall anything about it except that there was an alien.

How do you write opening, night?

Yeah, i watched the LotR Triple feature back then - i am an Undead Lich, and noone will ever find my phylactery hidden in a hollowed out copy of 1984!

Sounds like you don't fear the reaper

Why is, there a random comma

The only thing I remember is it has the spice girls in it. Nothing about the plot at all.

Reminder to talk to your doctor about your prostate

There was a pretty impressive drum kit. That’s all that I can remember at all

Attribution is cut off. Please don’t do that, let the artist be known.

Is this the same poster who got banned from a comics comm for repeatedly insisting on stiffing the artist of any credit?

Sorry, I didn't notice. I couldn't tell if this was an edit or the original either, because this comic got turned into a meme format ages ago. And no, that wasn't me.

No. This is definitely not the same person. This is one of a handful of superstars that make Lemmy good.

Like that I don't, see the problem?

The spice girls have a cheerleader affect in my brain, like I know they were all hot but I can't really remember any details about them except like different hair colors

Oh Shit - i saw Re-Animator in the movies when it came out.

I am already dead.

Get off my lawn...

I watched the original Star Wars at the cinema when I was five...

Excuse me while I turn to dust and drift away peacefully on the breeze.

Sporty was meh, but the rest were super fit. Funny seeing Ginger on Drive to Survive series, married to Christian Horner formerly of Red Bull's F1 team

I saw Bram Stoker's Dracula in the theatre.

When I saw it in a theater, the film broke during the trash compactor scene. My poor mother was like "oh well, time to go home" but I was having none of that.

Lay your weary head to rest. Don't you cry no more.

Carry on old Obi-Wan-
You'll be a force ghost when your done-

Patient's name is Ralph Cifaretto.

What was ol' Harry Truman like?

American Gladiators? Yes, and my favorite challenge was Assault.

He kept bogarting the J.

Of course you'd go with a timely Humphrey Bogart reference. ;)

Nah, the movie where the "are you not entertained" meme comes from.

I never saw "Gladiator." I actively avoid "Titanic." on principle. I haven't seen "Fight Club." Or "Pulp Fiction." Never saw "Avatar." Missed "Up," "Tarzan" and "Lilo & Stitch" Haven't Caught "Point Break", "Reservoir Dogs" or "Constantine" Haven't seen a single Rambo or Rocky movie. I could go on... I'm in my 40's.