I always say that people are basically just dirty water.

According to my scale, I’m consistently 43% to 47% water. Different amounts for different people?

Ugly giant bags of mostly water

It can vary from 45-75%, apparently, depending on age and composition:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_water

Sorry, you have a scale that can measure your water content?

- What manner o' thing is trans woman?

- She is shap'd, sir, like herself, and she is as broad as she hath breadth; she is just as high as she is, and moves with her own organs. She lives by that which nourisheth her, and the elements once out of it, she transmigrates.

- What color is she of?

- Of her own color too.

- 'Tis a strange person.

- 'Tis so. And the tears of her are wet.

Nah they have a scale that aucks all their water out, weighs it and then reinjects them with said water.

women 🧋

If I am 4/6 of these am I a trans woman?

I think it depends on which four, tbh

The only ones I am 99% certain I'm not are being a trans woman and being trans.

Wears the flicking boogers on the wall?

Forgot about the double-jump!