breaks into Iran unprovoked

murders 150 schoolchildren, plus hundreds of other civilians

kills the leader of Iran

gives 30 billion to Iran to not close the Strait of Hormuz

refuses to elaborate

leaves?

Can anyone tell me the fuck was the point of any of this?

(jk, I already know it's to distract from the domestic problem of the US president being outed as a pedophile)

i'Ll DeStRoY yOuR wHoLe CiViLiZaTiOn

Why Versailles though?

France is important. France remains important. That's all I can think of.

Seems odd that we're having treaties of Versailles in 2026, but here we are all the same.

It was to show China that he's a tough guy who isn't afraid of anything.

"If you close a strait that's important to trade, Gyna, I'll pay you billions"

Three hundred billion.

Bibi told trump, "three day operation, in and out like Venezuela, they'll love you in the midterms". And dealmaker fartist trump promptly gets his mushroom caught in the fence.

Jesus fucking Christ, what!?

I skimmed over the news with a sense of exhaustion, and now I'm just...

... what are we, doubling Iran's GDP?

We have a mighty fine place to sign treaties, might as well use it 🤷

Noooooo, don't worrry! Someone else will pay for it. Not the US!

/s

Seems like a waste to fly everyone out to France just to do some paperwork. Just email a docusign link and call it a day.

Literally 10x their defense budget…

Always need a Versailles before starting the big one

But muh Versailles.. 😔

Yes. That's where the 300B comes from. Their GDP

They were there anyway for the G7.