| Post Reply | RetroFed Forum Forum Index » Local News |
| Author | Message | ||
|---|---|---|---|
geneva_convenience
lemmy.ml
geneva_convenience@lemmy.mlJoined: 2024-01-25 |
ASHLAND, Va. (AP) — The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed and alcohol pooled on the floor. The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he’s a raccoon. On Saturday morning, an employee at the Ashland, Virginia-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
|
||
| 1 Original | |||
| Post Reply |
Back to top |