...then what have I been playing all this time on my Linux PC?

That was actually powerpoint.

So, I can just rename my PC "Console" and we're good?

Console definition:
an electronic system that connects to a display (such as a television set) and is used primarily to play video games

I guess this is true of a lot of pc's

Try balling your fists and stomping your feet next time you say it.

Isn't all game interactive powerpoint with 30-60 slides a second ?

Soooo, technically correct, but using specific words to obfuscate meaning.

MS Execs: "they know too much, they are on the verge of understanding directx is all a sham! release the hounds"

That's fine, I have plenty of virtual consoles

Aw beans. My deck of cards is going to be so upset. Along with all my board games? Dang. If only someone had let me know sooner.

I'm sorry sir, the hounds will be released after a pending update which requires multiple reboots.

Wanna try with Copilot, Edge and Teams? Say yes and I'll send you the link to the Microsoft Hound Pass Ultimate (with ads)