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Don_Dickle
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Patnou@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-11-30 |
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kboos1
lemmy.world
kboos1@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-10 |
This makes it sound like he won because he ate McDonald's nuggets. Fixed it.
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cmbabul
slrpnk.net
cmbabul@slrpnk.net Joined: 2025-08-11 |
This makes it sound like he won because he ate McDonald's nuggets. Fixed it. Usain Bolt ate almost nothing but chicken McNuggets. Unrelated to the Mcnuggets, He went on to win 3 gold medals and set 3 world records.
See I read it originally as “Usain bolt was so good at running that he set three world records even after eating only McNuggets” |
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Assassassin
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-09-26 |
So if I eat enough chicken nuggets, I can beat usain bolt in a footrace |
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fusionsaint
lemmy.world
fusionsaint@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-02-02 |
He’s been asked this question a dozen times and says it because they are a consistent meal no matter where he is in the world. So, he basically doesn’t want to get the shits before a race by eating something fancy. |
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mrmisses
lemmy.world
mrmisses@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-03 |
So if I eat enough chicken nuggets, I can beat usain bolt in a footrace
Maybe in another 40 years |
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JohnnyEnzyme
piefed.social
JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-06-11 |
Mssr Donald D, dunno how to tell you this, But mate, we can start by eliminating the Ore-Ida nuggets, hey? |
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very_well_lost
lemmy.world
very_well_lost@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
Morgan Spurlock, eat your heart out |
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Assassassin
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-09-26 |
Maybe in another 40 years
What if I eat 40 years worth of chicken nuggets today? |
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Agent641
lemmy.world
Agent641@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-12 |
What if I eat 40 years worth of chicken nuggets today?
You will beat Usain Bolt to the grave |
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Assassassin
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-09-26 |
You will beat Usain Bolt to the grave
I can beat Usain Bolt |
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some_designer_dude
lemmy.world
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-15 |
He’s been asked this question a dozen times and says it because they are a consistent meal no matter where he is in the world. So, he basically doesn’t want to get the shits before a race by eating something fancy.
Trump’s McDonald’s diet makes more sense now. |
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TJA!
sh.itjust.works
tja@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-08-02 |
This makes it sound like he won because he ate McDonald's nuggets. Fixed it. Usain Bolt ate almost nothing but chicken McNuggets. Unrelated to the Mcnuggets, He went on to win 3 gold medals and set 3 world records.
Why do you think his athletic achievements are independent of his diet? |
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Marthirial
lemmy.world
Marthirial@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-05-01 |
Trump’s McDonald’s diet makes more sense now.
Not for him, though. He has the shits permanently. |
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bobs_monkey
lemmy.zip
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-28 |
Trump’s McDonald’s diet makes more sense now.
Trump's diet is because he's a fat, lazy slob. McDs in the states vs abroad (is the EU, where they have actual food quality standards) is a night and day difference. He's traveled the world, and actively chooses to eat the slop McDs serves in the US. |
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ouRKaoS
lemmy.today
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today Joined: 2023-10-20 |
See I read it originally as “Usain bolt was so good at running that he set three world records even after eating only McNuggets”
Right. He basically nerfed himself and he was still way ahead of the competition. |
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Sundray
lemmus.org
sundray@lemmus.orgJoined: 2023-12-19 |
But what sauce did he have?!!! |
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Proprietary_Blend
lemmy.world
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-12-25 |
Trump in three, two... |
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