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ooli3 sopuli.xyz ooli3@sopuli.xyz
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ekZepp lemmy.world ekZepp@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-26
#2 · (edited) Quote Reply

😔 Sigh... Fine. (Zip!)

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brem lemmy.world brem@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-09
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Blursed fap

FTFY

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brem lemmy.world brem@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-09
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😔 Sigh... Fine. (Zip!)

(Zip!)
implies this person has zipped up their trousers or pants or undergarments or underwear or gimp suit!

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saltnotsugar lemmy.world saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-04
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From hells heart I fap at thee.

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Diddlydee feddit.uk Diddlydee@feddit.uk
Joined: 2024-07-23
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Should be 'with' not 'to'.

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Darkassassin07 lemmy.ca Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-01
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If you're not masturbating with me, you must be masturbating at me.

I'll take that as a complement, I guess...

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ekZepp lemmy.world ekZepp@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-26
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(Zip!) implies this person has zipped up their trousers or pants or undergarments or underwear or gimp suit!

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No_Money_Just_Change feddit.org No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-24
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What if I masturbate for you

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
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Competitive Jerk

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chuckleslord lemmy.world chuckleslord@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-12
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Only a Sith deals in absolutes

I'm masturbating beside you Anakin

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Swedneck discuss.tchncs.de Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-10
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Competitive Jerk

first to get friction burns loses

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