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Introducing the Watermelon Guillotine — Now With Easy Assembly Instructions
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Dispassionate quokk.au Dispassionate@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-05-27
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Link: https://disreport.com/articles/mzj2iiuz/introducing-the-watermelon-guillotine-now-with-easy-assembly-instructions
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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
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I see what you did there, letting it's know the new code word for billionaire is watermelon
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Dispassionate quokk.au Dispassionate@quokk.au
Joined: 2026-05-27
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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) wrote:
I see what you did there, letting it's know the new code word for billionaire is watermelon

Eat the Watermelon.
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