Nah we just recompile the house to remove the fire.

Anyone else think Pingu's legs look weird here?

I don't think penguins have knees? At least not visible ones. Maybe they look weird like an owl underneath the feathers.

as long as you break the windows (which is probably already done for you), and don't open.. it's ok.

I use the right tool for the right job. Letting fresh air into the house or escaping in case of fire are the only valid use cases for Windows I can imagine.

Just smash through the windows requirement with your bottles and maybe enjoy a little wine on the way out.

Oh, there are ways out, that don't involve windows.

In case of emergency, HALT_AND_CATCH_FIRE.

Maybe if you shave it you'd see them.

Letting in fresh air through windows would turn up the fire

So, choose wisely, which ones you open - best ones are the one you can climb out of

Sudo cd /home/door/

Probably aware of half a dozen other operating systems to try, if something catches fire in the thousand distributions of linux.

When/how would the only way out be windows?

This sounds like a level of implausibility/dystopia it'd anger pingu to shout "SHBHLBRHBR AWOOO! AWOOO!"