cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/62187087

Give them $300,000,000,000 and also threaten to murder their negotiators, it's the Art of the Deal

> Attack Iran because Bibi said a meme

> Get ass whopped, several tens of billions of dollars in military infrastructure damage,

> several tens of billions of dollars in stockpiled air defense missiles gone in three months,

>several tens of billions of dollars in ship defense munitions gone to trying to defend Israel

>show the entire world American and Israeli air defense is completely useless

>show the entire world that either China or Russia could eliminate the US one-sidedly if nukes were off the table

>pay Iran $300 billion to stop crashing the western economy

>agree to allow Iran and Oman to charge for passage through the strait in perpetuity permanently increasing oil prices for allies while not harming enemies at all

>agree to allow Iranian development of nuclear weapons without intervention

>mission accomplished.

Who is bibi ?

The polish American guy in charge of occupied palestine, also known as The Antichrist.

Russia? Are you sure? I heared they have a lot of problems with spontaniously exploding oil refineries right now.