The World fell apart when Harambe was shot.

If only

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So is that you saying you wrote it or that you had AI write it?

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I understand why everyone thinks Harambe's death was the reason but it's inaccurate. Harambe was just a symptom of the alteration to the timeline. It was actually a stone marten in a CERN transformer that changed our course in April 2016.

It actually wasn't the first time this happened either. Apparently there was a previous one that got fried and tossed. Maybe it's just in the former branch.

Anyway I think they started fucking with the continuum when Fermilab's scientists (who would eventually go on to work at CERN) had an animal named Felicia, a Ferret who would would clean Meson Lab accelerator though I suspect this was a cover story regarding their first experiments with mustelids, colliders and alternate reality back in 1971.

It's Steins;Gate IRL, but with weasels and transformers.

Obligatory fuck CERN.

So copying the onion by using AI, got it.

If this were actually the case I have to imagine that they would have sent back much more competent time traveling assassins.

Oh, and it was definitely the Cubs