I know a counter example.

That’s an unnecessarily complicated way to write that. I had to read it twice to make sense of it.

I just opened the door to complain about it to my family.

Who does that and why‽

I mean... unless you've got toddlers.

I ain't got no kids and the cats will scratch the fuck out of the door if I try to shut it

I'm not telling my 8 year old the internet thinks he's toxic lmao

You're noticing a complete disregard for other people's boundaries. That's the issue.

lol, i can think of quite a few exceptions though

or cats, but i repeat myself

Can confirm, I shit with the door open. Probably a good chunk of why I don't have a family.

My cat will jump on my lap and scratch the fuck out of me if I don't.