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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/No-Warning-5120 on 2026-06-23 23:25:32+00:00.

i'd been putting off going to a urologist for like a year and a half. finally booked an appointment, partly because my girlfriend had been on my case about it and partly because i found a deal through my insurance that made it basically free so i figured why not, finally use some of that money ive been saving up for something that will benefit my health

so im in the exam room, doctor comes in, goes through the usual questions, checks a few things, all normal. then she says "okay i need to do a physical exam so go ahead and undress from the waist down and ill be back in a minute, thanks"

and without a single thought in my brain, fully on autopilot, i said "you too"

just like that. calm. natural. the way you say it when a cashier tells you to have a great day.

i heard it come out of my mouth and my whole body just went cold. she stopped. looked at me for a second. i looked at her. nobody said anything for what felt like a full minute but was probably 3 seconds. then she just went "ill give you a moment" and walked out.

i sat there alone in that room considering if i could just leave and find a new doctor. i stayed obviously. she came back and was completely professional about it and we never acknowledged it. but the whole rest of the appointment i couldn't make eye contact and gave one word answers to everything like i was being interrogated.

TLDR: said "you too" on autopilot when my urologist told me to undress, she walked out without a word and we never spoke of it