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𝙈𝙞𝙖 quokk.au Quokka@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-06-09
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Egonallanon feddit.uk Egonallanon@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-06-27
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Finally I get to cash in on being a queer ally all these years.

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sunsofold lemmy.zip sunsofold@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-06-09
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Finally I get to cash in on being a queer ally all these years.

~Offer not valid with or without purchase. Cash value of this alliance is 1/100 of one penny. Offer not redeemable outside liberal democracies. Alliance developed prior to Tuesday has expired. Alliance developed Wednesday or later is too immature to be exchanged. Alliance must be relinquished to company at time of purchase.~

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ironycanal lemmy.dbzer0.com ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-15
#4 · Quote Reply

Finally I get to cash in on being a queer ally all these years.

That's the plan!

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ironycanal lemmy.dbzer0.com ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-15
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~Offer not valid with or without purchase. Cash value of this alliance is 1/100 of one penny. Offer not redeemable outside liberal democracies. Alliance developed prior to Tuesday has expired. Alliance developed Wednesday or later is too immature to be exchanged. Alliance must be relinquished to company at time of purchase.~

The joke is slavery, dear.

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sunsofold lemmy.zip sunsofold@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-06-09
#6 · Quote Reply

The joke is slavery, dear.

What?

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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
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Hey, I'll be glad to swap a gay for some lightly used books, maybe some custom fiction writing or knife sharpening.

But it's gotta be those high quality gays, none of those gay for pay ones

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baguettefish discuss.tchncs.de baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-06
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Finally I get to cash in on being a queer ally all these years.

cashing out allies is a valid political move according to some!

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ironycanal lemmy.dbzer0.com ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-15
#9 · Quote Reply

What?

Or cannibalism. It's ambiguous and fun.

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Damage slrpnk.net Damage@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-08-03
#10 · Quote Reply

Or cannibalism. It's ambiguous and fun.

Could be organ harvesting too... So many possibilities

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Ginny [they/she] lemmy.blahaj.zone svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-16
#11 · Quote Reply

Me exchanging goods. 😴

Me exchanging services: 😝

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ironycanal lemmy.dbzer0.com ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-15
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Could be organ harvesting too... So many possibilities

The straights would never accept organ donations from us.

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sunsofold lemmy.zip sunsofold@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-06-09
#13 · Quote Reply

Or cannibalism. It's ambiguous and fun.

Psst. Hey, mister. Wanna buy some queer? I'll trade you for that watch.

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ironycanal lemmy.dbzer0.com ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-15
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Psst. Hey, mister. Wanna buy some queer? I'll trade you for that watch.

No, yours is definitely cut with something.

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Aneb lemmy.world Aneb@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-08-28
#15 · Quote Reply

When in Greece.

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sunsofold lemmy.zip sunsofold@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-06-09
#16 · Quote Reply

No, yours is definitely cut with something.

What? Never. This is totally pure. Absolutely straight... Er, wait, no...

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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-16
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What do you think the "workforce" is? 🥹

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