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stolig lemmy.world stolig@lemmy.world
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Elting piefed.social Elting@piefed.social
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And NO FUCKING CHICKEN SHACKS GUYS. These are henHOUSES okay? Dont wanna see no plywood leaning on bricks type shit.

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RaoulDook lemmy.world RaoulDook@lemmy.world
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Seems pretty reasonable

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Canaconda lemmy.ca Canconda@lemmy.ca
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Canadian here: Do I have to have been to Iowa to get this? Seems like a pretty reasonable bilaw to me.

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HikingVet lemmy.ca HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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Canadian here: Do I have to have been to Iowa to get this? Seems like a pretty reasonable bilaw to me.

I know here in Halifax you can have pet chickens.

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NegentropicBoy lemmy.world NegentropicBoy@lemmy.world
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My major objection is the $25 fee.

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teft piefed.social teft@piefed.social
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#7 · Quote Reply

Those are perfectly reasonable urban/suburban rules for keeping chickens.

I like roosters though so i’d allow them but i can see why other people don’t like them.

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JasonDJ lemmy.zip JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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My town has a similar ordinance.

I've got 14 hens and a rooster.

Our president rapes children. You wanna hassle me over a fucking rooster? Here's a dozen eggs, find someone who gives a shit.

The point of the ordinance is for Karen's to fuck with their immigrant neighbors. It's not enforced on white Americans like me. I'm fine. Karen can suck my cock.

That's 100% it, too. I know it comes across crass but that's the reality. Cops aren't going around auditing chickens or even listening for rooster crows. The only way this is enforced is by neighbor complaint, and only asshole neighbors would complain about shit like this, and IME most assholes are racist.

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Ilovethebomb sh.itjust.works Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-08
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My town has a similar ordinance. I've got 14 hens and a rooster. Our president rapes children. You wanna hassle me over a fucking rooster? Here's a dozen eggs, find someone who gives a shit. The point of the ordinance is for Karen's to fuck with their immigrant neighbors. It's not enforced on white Americans like me. I'm fine. Karen can suck my cock. That's 100% it, too. I know it comes across ...

I think the rooster clause will be brought up if one of your neighbours makes a noise complaint.

Like many rules, you'll be fine unless someone takes offence.

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HikingVet lemmy.ca HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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I know here in Halifax you can have pet chickens.
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tomiant piefed.social tomiant@piefed.social
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And NO FUCKING CHICKEN SHACKS GUYS. These are henHOUSES okay? Dont wanna see no plywood leaning on bricks type shit.

Chicken slums

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CADmonkey lemmy.world CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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My town has a similar ordinance. I've got 14 hens and a rooster. Our president rapes children. You wanna hassle me over a fucking rooster? Here's a dozen eggs, find someone who gives a shit. The point of the ordinance is for Karen's to fuck with their immigrant neighbors. It's not enforced on white Americans like me. I'm fine. Karen can suck my cock. That's 100% it, too. I know it comes across ...

I remember looking at a house in Bristow, OK, and learning about the chicken ordinance which was much like the OP.

We heard at least two different roosters while we were looking at the house.

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AeronMelon Moderator aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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