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stolig
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Elting
piefed.social
Elting@piefed.social Joined: 2025-11-18 |
And NO FUCKING CHICKEN SHACKS GUYS. These are henHOUSES okay? Dont wanna see no plywood leaning on bricks type shit. |
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RaoulDook
lemmy.world
RaoulDook@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-22 |
Seems pretty reasonable |
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Canaconda
lemmy.ca
Canconda@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-07-10 |
Canadian here: Do I have to have been to Iowa to get this? Seems like a pretty reasonable bilaw to me. |
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HikingVet
lemmy.ca
HikingVet@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-11-01 |
Canadian here: Do I have to have been to Iowa to get this? Seems like a pretty reasonable bilaw to me.
I know here in Halifax you can have pet chickens. |
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NegentropicBoy
lemmy.world
NegentropicBoy@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-29 |
My major objection is the $25 fee. |
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teft
piefed.social
teft@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-07-22 |
Those are perfectly reasonable urban/suburban rules for keeping chickens. I like roosters though so i’d allow them but i can see why other people don’t like them. |
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JasonDJ
lemmy.zip
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip Joined: 2024-01-16 |
My town has a similar ordinance. I've got 14 hens and a rooster. Our president rapes children. You wanna hassle me over a fucking rooster? Here's a dozen eggs, find someone who gives a shit. The point of the ordinance is for Karen's to fuck with their immigrant neighbors. It's not enforced on white Americans like me. I'm fine. Karen can suck my cock. That's 100% it, too. I know it comes across crass but that's the reality. Cops aren't going around auditing chickens or even listening for rooster crows. The only way this is enforced is by neighbor complaint, and only asshole neighbors would complain about shit like this, and IME most assholes are racist. |
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Ilovethebomb
sh.itjust.works
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-08 |
My town has a similar ordinance. I've got 14 hens and a rooster. Our president rapes children. You wanna hassle me over a fucking rooster? Here's a dozen eggs, find someone who gives a shit. The point of the ordinance is for Karen's to fuck with their immigrant neighbors. It's not enforced on white Americans like me. I'm fine. Karen can suck my cock. That's 100% it, too. I know it comes across ...
I think the rooster clause will be brought up if one of your neighbours makes a noise complaint. Like many rules, you'll be fine unless someone takes offence. |
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HikingVet
lemmy.ca
HikingVet@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-11-01 |
I know here in Halifax you can have pet chickens.
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tomiant
piefed.social
tomiant@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-08-13 |
And NO FUCKING CHICKEN SHACKS GUYS. These are henHOUSES okay? Dont wanna see no plywood leaning on bricks type shit.
Chicken slums |
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CADmonkey
lemmy.world
CADmonkey@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-13 |
My town has a similar ordinance. I've got 14 hens and a rooster. Our president rapes children. You wanna hassle me over a fucking rooster? Here's a dozen eggs, find someone who gives a shit. The point of the ordinance is for Karen's to fuck with their immigrant neighbors. It's not enforced on white Americans like me. I'm fine. Karen can suck my cock. That's 100% it, too. I know it comes across ...
I remember looking at a house in Bristow, OK, and learning about the chicken ordinance which was much like the OP. We heard at least two different roosters while we were looking at the house. |
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AeronMelon
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-26 |
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