The article never mentions the artist's name, what the fuck?

Artists Name and Style is never mentioned, I just assume it’s talking about Hayao Miyazaki, and the she is just a translation error.
Makes it even funnier.

this is bad satire (?)

Exactly.

Not all humor is for everyone. Perhaps you just didn’t get the joke?

Yeah we couldn’t remember the artists name. She’s the one that does that one thing… with the brushes? You know the one.

You're just sort of mediocre at this. The morality index one is alright, but most other recent things are on-par with many prior swings and a similar number of misses. The article writing is usually better than the lackluster headline, but in this case, nah, the whole deal needed more time to cook.

Honestly it should be a visual gag where you've generated several images and insist that they're vintage paintings, despite Hatsune Miku having three hands. Ramp up into unmistakable absurdity. Accuse the AI of plagiarism by saying that even its hallucinations come from some neo-cubist master of surrealism who surely needs no introduction.

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I had to use the search box thing to figure out what “Hatsune Miku” was.

perhaps you just forgot to make one?

Check the community name