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Dispassionate
quokk.au
Dispassionate@quokk.au Joined: 2026-05-27 |
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altphoto
lemmy.today
altphoto@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-04-14 |
This week we lost our freedom to sue Monsanto/Bayer and the like for things like getting cancer from Roundup. Also this week all Haitians have lost their temporary legal rights to work and live here in freedom and safety. All of them will be deported shortly as another way to keep us from investigating the Epstein files. Atleast it's almost Friday. They might come for one of our testicles next for population maintenance. Women will be artificially inseminated at the age of 18 to make sure we have enough slaves to keep the economy from collapsing. Hey, someone has to buy that 2 bedroom 1.5million dollar mansion you live in... Am I right? |
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unemployedclaquer
sopuli.xyz
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2024-08-08 |
This week we lost our freedom to sue Monsanto/Bayer and the like for things like getting cancer from Roundup. Also this week all Haitians have lost their temporary legal rights to work and live here in freedom and safety. All of them will be deported shortly as another way to keep us from investigating the Epstein files. Atleast it's almost Friday. They might come for one of our testicles next ...
Hey I'm here to sign up |
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chuckleslord
lemmy.world
chuckleslord@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-12 |
This is OP's AI slop rag. You can ignore all of posts from this user and your day will be better for it. |
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Dispassionate
quokk.au
Dispassionate@quokk.au Joined: 2026-05-27 |
This is OP's AI slop rag. You can ignore all of posts from this user and your day will be better for it.
Is that what you do? |
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chuckleslord
lemmy.world
chuckleslord@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-12 |
Is that what you do?
Lol, I got enough space in my heart to follow you and make sure everyone knows you're selling slop. Now if you labeled your slop as slop, I'd leave you alone. But you don't so I won't.
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Dispassionate
quokk.au
Dispassionate@quokk.au Joined: 2026-05-27 |
Lol, I got enough space in my heart to follow you and make sure everyone knows you're selling slop. Now if you labeled your slop as slop, I'd leave you alone. But you don't so I won't.
Every comment or downvote means we are doing something right. We don’t want to be left alone, we want space in your head. ;) |
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chuckleslord
lemmy.world
chuckleslord@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-12 |
Every comment or downvote means we are doing something right. We don’t want to be left alone, we want space in your head. ;)
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PuddleOfKittens
sh.itjust.works
PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-10-12 |
Lol, I got enough space in my heart to follow you and make sure everyone knows you're selling slop. Now if you labeled your slop as slop, I'd leave you alone. But you don't so I won't.
Have a source:
(Because nothing's worse than unsourced/unbacked accusations) |
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