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The Picard Maneuver
lemmy.world
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-22 |
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Cherry
piefed.social
Cherry@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-06-05 |
So many questions. Is this a person smoking bare foot pets? |
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WhoIzDisIz
lemmy.today
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-04-27 |
Smoking pets with bear feet, on the other hand... |
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ms.lane
lemmy.world
ms_lane@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-06-03 |
Frank the Pug in shambles. |
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Battle_Masker
lemmy.blahaj.zone
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2025-05-26 |
So if my dog gets little dog booties, she can smoke in the building? Seems a bit extreme but ok |
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TrackinDaKraken
lemmy.world
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-02-26 |
How about vaping pets with sandals and socks. Is that okay? |
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crimsonpoodle
pawb.social
crimsonpoodle@pawb.social Joined: 2023-09-24 |
takes a long drag well hell my name is Johnny swishtail and you ain’t about to tell me where a cool cat can get a pint of milk throws flip flops try and mrrucking stop me |
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stringere
sh.itjust.works
stringere@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-15 |
Where else am I gonna smoke my barefoot pets? |
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BillyClark
piefed.social
BillyClark@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-21 |
Where else am I gonna smoke my barefoot pets?
Obviously in the smoker. |
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ceenote
lemmy.world
ceenote@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
Where else am I gonna smoke my barefoot pets?
Outside. |
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Imgonnatrythis
sh.itjust.works
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-09-23 |
Gotta be a good story behind that! |
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justme
lemmy.dbzer0.com
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-04-17 |
So if my dog gets little dog booties, she can smoke in the building? Seems a bit extreme but ok
then you can smoke your dog |
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sik0fewl
piefed.ca
sik0fewl@piefed.ca Joined: 2025-07-06 |
Does this include grilling? |
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Kwdg
discuss.tchncs.de
Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-06-27 |
Being serious for a moment. Why would barefoot be prohibited? |
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Aneb
lemmy.world
Aneb@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-08-28 |
Being serious for a moment. Why would barefoot be prohibited?
No shoes, no shirt, no service |
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Kwdg
discuss.tchncs.de
Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-06-27 |
No shoes, no shirt, no service
Ah I assumed it was a residential building |
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YaDownWitCPP
lemmy.world
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-12 |
then you can smoke your dog
Low and slow, that's the trick! |
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stringere
sh.itjust.works
stringere@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-15 |
Outside.
Fuck that! Secondhand barefoot pet smoke is a myth! |
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BradleyUffner
lemmy.world
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-11 |
Being serious for a moment. Why would barefoot be prohibited?
That's how you end up with a hippie infestation. Seriously though, it's probably a safety and insurance thing. |
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hansolo
lemmy.today
hansolo@lemmy.todayJoined: 2025-06-07 |
Low and slow, that's the trick!
The booties lock in the flavor! |
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CultLeader4Hire
lemmy.world
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-28 |
Usually when I want to bring my barefoot smoking dog with me I just say they’re no sign I can’t bring him, but we’d be so screwed here |
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CultLeader4Hire
lemmy.world
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-28 |
Being serious for a moment. Why would barefoot be prohibited?
It’s gross, a lot of people consider it straight up unsanitary. Aside from allowing your skin to be as dirty as the bottom of a shoe the chance that you harm yourself by cutting or damaging your foot on their property is way higher, most places aren’t baby proofed for people who want to go shoeless |
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EpeeGnome
feddit.online
EpeeGnome@feddit.online Joined: 2025-06-05 |
But it's permitted to smoke them if they are wearing shoes? Or if I take them outside? Hmmm. |
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floquant
lemmy.dbzer0.com
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-05-31 |
It’s gross, a lot of people consider it straight up unsanitary. Aside from allowing your skin to be as dirty as the bottom of a shoe the chance that you harm yourself by cutting or damaging your foot on their property is way higher, most places aren’t baby proofed for people who want to go shoeless
Baby proofed for not using shoes in your house. My fucking sides |
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Krelis_
sh.itjust.works
Krelis_@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-08-11 |
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smaximov
lemmy.world
smaximov@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-05-31 |
1984 |
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troglodytis
lemmy.world
troglodytis@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-05 |
Shoes on your scoobie doobie |
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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
lemmy.world
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-10 |
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farmgineer
nord.pub
farmgineer@nord.pub Joined: 2026-04-25 |
Does this cover smoke coming from my pet, me smoking my pet (as in cooking it), me smoking my pet (as in inhaling it), or me smoking my pet (as in killing it)? |
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VicksVaporBBQrub
Moderator
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-08-08 |
Shoes on your scoobie doobie
Snoochie poochies |
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MonkderVierte
lemmy.zip
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-05-30 |
Yeah, don't smoke your barefoot pets. Btw, wasn't there a community for this, what was it named? |
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Haaveilija
lemmy.world
Haaveilija@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-05 |
Does this cover smoke coming from my pet, me smoking my pet (as in cooking it), me smoking my pet (as in inhaling it), or me smoking my pet (as in killing it)?
No this only prohobits having pets that smoke cigarettes etc. while they are not wearing any socks or shoes. |
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PuddleOfKittens
sh.itjust.works
PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-10-12 |
Does this cover smoke coming from my pet, me smoking my pet (as in cooking it), me smoking my pet (as in inhaling it), or me smoking my pet (as in killing it)?
Yes. |
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