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The Picard Maneuver lemmy.world The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world
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Cherry piefed.social Cherry@piefed.social
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So many questions.

Is this a person smoking bare foot pets?
Bare footed Pets smoking…cigs or smoking from heat?
And doing this whilst building? Like building a wall or in a building.

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WhoIzDisIz lemmy.today WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-27
#3 · Quote Reply

Smoking pets with bear feet, on the other hand...

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ms.lane lemmy.world ms_lane@lemmy.world
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#4 · Quote Reply

Frank the Pug in shambles.

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Battle_Masker lemmy.blahaj.zone Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-05-26
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So if my dog gets little dog booties, she can smoke in the building? Seems a bit extreme but ok

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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
#6 · Quote Reply

How about vaping pets with sandals and socks. Is that okay?

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crimsonpoodle pawb.social crimsonpoodle@pawb.social
Joined: 2023-09-24
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takes a long drag well hell my name is Johnny swishtail and you ain’t about to tell me where a cool cat can get a pint of milk throws flip flops try and mrrucking stop me

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stringere sh.itjust.works stringere@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-15
#8 · Quote Reply

Where else am I gonna smoke my barefoot pets?

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BillyClark piefed.social BillyClark@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-21
#9 · Quote Reply

Where else am I gonna smoke my barefoot pets?

Obviously in the smoker.

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ceenote lemmy.world ceenote@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#10 · Quote Reply

Where else am I gonna smoke my barefoot pets?

Outside.

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Imgonnatrythis sh.itjust.works Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-23
#11 · Quote Reply

Gotta be a good story behind that!

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justme lemmy.dbzer0.com justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-04-17
#12 · Quote Reply

So if my dog gets little dog booties, she can smoke in the building? Seems a bit extreme but ok

then you can smoke your dog

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sik0fewl piefed.ca sik0fewl@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-07-06
#13 · Quote Reply

Does this include grilling?

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Kwdg discuss.tchncs.de Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-27
#14 · Quote Reply

Being serious for a moment. Why would barefoot be prohibited?

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Aneb lemmy.world Aneb@lemmy.world
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#15 · Quote Reply

Being serious for a moment. Why would barefoot be prohibited?

No shoes, no shirt, no service

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Kwdg discuss.tchncs.de Kwdg@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-27
#16 · Quote Reply

No shoes, no shirt, no service

Ah I assumed it was a residential building

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YaDownWitCPP lemmy.world YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-12
#17 · Quote Reply

then you can smoke your dog

Low and slow, that's the trick!

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stringere sh.itjust.works stringere@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-15
#18 · Quote Reply

Outside.

Fuck that! Secondhand barefoot pet smoke is a myth!

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BradleyUffner lemmy.world BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-11
#19 · (edited) Quote Reply

Being serious for a moment. Why would barefoot be prohibited?

That's how you end up with a hippie infestation.

Seriously though, it's probably a safety and insurance thing.

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hansolo lemmy.today hansolo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-07
#20 · Quote Reply

Low and slow, that's the trick!

The booties lock in the flavor!

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CultLeader4Hire lemmy.world CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-03-28
#21 · Quote Reply

Usually when I want to bring my barefoot smoking dog with me I just say they’re no sign I can’t bring him, but we’d be so screwed here

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CultLeader4Hire lemmy.world CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-03-28
#22 · (edited) Quote Reply

Being serious for a moment. Why would barefoot be prohibited?

It’s gross, a lot of people consider it straight up unsanitary. Aside from allowing your skin to be as dirty as the bottom of a shoe the chance that you harm yourself by cutting or damaging your foot on their property is way higher, most places aren’t baby proofed for people who want to go shoeless

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EpeeGnome feddit.online EpeeGnome@feddit.online
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#23 · Quote Reply

But it's permitted to smoke them if they are wearing shoes? Or if I take them outside? Hmmm.

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floquant lemmy.dbzer0.com floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-05-31
#24 · Quote Reply

It’s gross, a lot of people consider it straight up unsanitary. Aside from allowing your skin to be as dirty as the bottom of a shoe the chance that you harm yourself by cutting or damaging your foot on their property is way higher, most places aren’t baby proofed for people who want to go shoeless

Baby proofed for not using shoes in your house. My fucking sides

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Krelis_ sh.itjust.works Krelis_@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-08-11
#25 · (edited) Quote Reply

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smaximov lemmy.world smaximov@lemmy.world
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#26 · Quote Reply

1984

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troglodytis lemmy.world troglodytis@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-05
#27 · Quote Reply

Shoes on your scoobie doobie

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot lemmy.world WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
#28 · Quote Reply

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etuKrycL3Y8

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farmgineer nord.pub farmgineer@nord.pub
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#29 · Quote Reply

Does this cover smoke coming from my pet, me smoking my pet (as in cooking it), me smoking my pet (as in inhaling it), or me smoking my pet (as in killing it)?

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VicksVaporBBQrub Moderator VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-08
#30 · Quote Reply

Shoes on your scoobie doobie

Snoochie poochies

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MonkderVierte lemmy.zip MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-05-30
#31 · (edited) Quote Reply

Yeah, don't smoke your barefoot pets.

Btw, wasn't there a community for this, what was it named?

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Haaveilija lemmy.world Haaveilija@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-05
#32 · Quote Reply

Does this cover smoke coming from my pet, me smoking my pet (as in cooking it), me smoking my pet (as in inhaling it), or me smoking my pet (as in killing it)?

No this only prohobits having pets that smoke cigarettes etc. while they are not wearing any socks or shoes.

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PuddleOfKittens sh.itjust.works PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-10-12
#33 · Quote Reply

Does this cover smoke coming from my pet, me smoking my pet (as in cooking it), me smoking my pet (as in inhaling it), or me smoking my pet (as in killing it)?

Yes.

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