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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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TotallyNotSpez lemmy.world AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world
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Leave Mars alone 🥺🥺🥺

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pentastarm piefed.ca pentastarm@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-07-25
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Okay, now I want to work at the zoo.

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Pennomi lemmy.world pennomi@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-17
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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
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Maniacs.

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Diplomjodler lemmy.world Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-08
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Baby hippo wranglers, apparently.

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nimble lemmy.blahaj.zone nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-10-23
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expatriado lemmy.world expatriado@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
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it's hot out here yo

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Kokesh lemmy.world kokesh@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
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I have wet sock fetish, I win 🤣

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Ulvain sh.itjust.works Ulvain@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-19
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Thank you! This is the one comment i felt was worth posting about this (otherwise adorable) clip

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Diplomjodler lemmy.world Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-08
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Okay, now I want to work at the zoo.

Welcome to your first day at the zoo. Here's your wheelbarrow. There's the elephant shit. Now get to it!

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Th3D3k0y lemmy.world Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-28
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Right? Let me see them feets

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orca orcas.enjoying.yachts orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts
Joined: 2023-07-07
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Welcome to your first day at the zoo. Here's your wheelbarrow. There's the elephant shit. Now get to it!

I don’t even care. I’d honestly do that now instead of programming. It gets me outdoors!

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Marthirial lemmy.world Marthirial@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-05-01
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Pool floor is really slippery.

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SPRUNTnsfw fedinsfw.app SPRUNTnsfw@fedinsfw.app
Joined: 2026-02-21
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This is why hippos kill people.

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socsa piefed.social socsa@piefed.social
Joined: 2024-08-20
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Someone who knows you never post your feet on the Internet for free

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four lemmy.zip four@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-10-11
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I don’t even care. I’d honestly do that now instead of programming. It gets me outdoors!

We're having a heatwave right now and I'm very glad that my job is programming and not cleaning up elephant shit outdoors lol

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toynbee piefed.social toynbee@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-09-12
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Baby hippo wranglers, apparently.

Well, if they're babies, it would make sense that they wouldn't fully consider the sartorial ramifications.

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clucose lemmy.ml clucose@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-07-21
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Look at that killing machine!

Edit: Terror from the deep.

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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-26
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The floor might be too rough for human feet.

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atomicbocks sh.itjust.works atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-02-16
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Okay, now I want to work at the zoo.

There used to be a community on Reddit for zookeepers. One of the more common threads was “how do I get this stink off of me”, followed by “how do I tell my zookeeper significant other that they stink”.

Just letting you know…

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Zizzy lemmy.blahaj.zone Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-08-30
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Does anyone actually know why she is getting .Mars out of the pool?

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
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Does anyone actually know why she is getting .Mars out of the pool?

Maybe so they can clean it, training him to be used to being cooperative for when he's too big to lug around, or both 🤷🏻

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reev sh.itjust.works reev@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-08
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There used to be a community on Reddit for zookeepers. One of the more common threads was “how do I get this stink off of me”, followed by “how do I tell my zookeeper significant other that they stink”. Just letting you know…

That seems like a problem for people with sex appeal. I win again!

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Illogicalbit lemmy.world Illogicalbit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
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Leave Mars alone 🥺🥺🥺

I mean, he has given pretty clear signs about his desire.

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Etterra discuss.online Etterra@discuss.online
Joined: 2024-12-10
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I was going to say, that is an insane thing to do.

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Etterra discuss.online Etterra@discuss.online
Joined: 2024-12-10
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I guess you didn't think of trying to lure it out with a food treat.

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
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That seems like a problem for people with sex appeal. I win again!

Score one for the repulsives! 🥳

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Fmstrat lemmy.world Fmstrat@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-04-27
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Rough ground, and static water. There are going to be plenty of spare socks around.

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