I'm stoned and just need to rant

Remember on Friends when Ross' wife Emily forbid him to see his sister's roommate? And then she called his sister's apartment, AKA Rachel's apartment, looking for him and was shocked SHOCKED that Rachel had the audacity to be at her own apartment?

I don't even know why I'm thinking about this

I have one with your wife in it.

Forrest Gump when he joined the US Army?

Harry Potter, any part.
Ron and Him are just very dumb and Hermine safes the day.

While Hermione was in a coma, the boys walked into a nest of man-eating spiders and were saved by a feral car! If the story wasn't so well-known, I'd sound drunk describing it

Too many to list but any movie where characters are needing to be careful how they walk and quiet and one of them ends up kicking a can or bottle or tripping over something. Death and/or drama ensues. World War Z comes to mind off the top of my head.