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TheTechnician27 lemmy.world TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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#2 · Quote Reply

I won't dog on them since the context implies this is ESL, but seeing "etc." punctuated as though it's an acronym is unholy.

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BeUnique lemmy.zip BeUnique@lemmy.zip
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#3 · Quote Reply

I knew a guy like this. He said he didn't like sunflower seeds for the same reason he didn't like shrimp. "Too crunchy". Apparently he was eating the shell and all of both of these things...

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Glowstick lemmy.world Glowstick@lemmy.world
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#4 · Quote Reply

I love frozen fruit and veg! If you've never tried it then don't knock it

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Alcoholicorn mander.xyz Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
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#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

I knew a guy like this. He said he didn't like sunflower seeds for the same reason he didn't like shrimp. "Too crunchy". Apparently he was eating the shell and all of both of these things...

I had that experience with lychees. Nobody told me you weren't supposed to eat the crunchy center!

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Nurse_Robot lemmy.world Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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#6 · Quote Reply

tbf, ignorance is something you giggle at once, before getting over it and educating them. Hopefully OP and their friend got over it and managed some actual change

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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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#7 · Quote Reply

Totally gay, because office bro was totally hoping to get some booty.

But damn if I can't believe this is true. I've met people that are that unaware of that kind of thing. Shit, I once had to teach a 76 year old man how to operate a can opener because up until then, his wife had done all kitchen stuff.

I started the case maybe two weeks before and had been doing the meal prep because home health. One morning, I show up and my man is stabbing at the top of a can with an old butcher knife. I freak out a little because, damn, dude needs a nurse's assistant, so an already less than ideal tool was crazy dangerous. Also, dude had decided to ignore the nicely arranged food I had cooked the day before, which is story in itself.

So I dig through the drawers and find a shitty old can opener. Show him how to use it, and Bob's your uncle. Mostly.

Dude wasn't senile, believe it or not. Just not the brightest crayon in the box and woefully a product of his generation. Nice guy though! Not always the case on a case.

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TwilightKiddy programming.dev TwilightKiddy@programming.dev
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#8 · Quote Reply

I won't dog on them since the context implies this is ESL, but seeing "etc." punctuated as though it's an acronym is unholy.

Why did you have to point it out? I didn't even notice until you did!

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blarghly lemmy.world blarghly@lemmy.world
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#9 · Quote Reply

tbf, ignorance is something you giggle at once, before getting over it and educating them. Hopefully OP and their friend got over it and managed some actual change

Yes, but also... bruh...

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terranoid lemmy.cafe terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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Totally gay, because office bro was totally hoping to get some booty. But damn if I can't believe this is true. I've met people that are that unaware of that kind of thing. Shit, I once had to teach a 76 year old man how to operate a can opener because up until then, his wife had done all kitchen stuff. I started the case maybe two weeks before and had been doing the meal prep because home heal...

I swear some people act so fucking alien about life, like they had not learned some of the most basic things, or lack what you would consider to be the most obvious social skills.

I think some families just royally fucked up their kids heads growing up.

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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
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#11 · Quote Reply

I won't dog on them since the context implies this is ESL, but seeing "etc." punctuated as though it's an acronym is unholy.

If their first language is a Romance language it still isn't an excuse, because "etc" comes from the Latin.

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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
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#12 · (edited) Quote Reply

The bag (usually) has cooking instructions written on the it...

Ignorance I can forgive, but lack of curiosity is inexcusable.

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ComradeSharkfucker lemmy.ml sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml
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#13 · (edited) Quote Reply

I knew a guy like this. He said he didn't like sunflower seeds for the same reason he didn't like shrimp. "Too crunchy". Apparently he was eating the shell and all of both of these things...

Sometimes I intentionally eat the shells of sunflower seeds. So tasty and crunchy

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zaphod sopuli.xyz zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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#14 · Quote Reply

I knew a guy like this. He said he didn't like sunflower seeds for the same reason he didn't like shrimp. "Too crunchy". Apparently he was eating the shell and all of both of these things...

But that's how you eat sunflower seeds. You don't chew or swallow the shell, but you put it in your mouth and crack it with your teeth.

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Ms. ArmoredThirteen lemmy.zip ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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#15 · Quote Reply

I knew a guy like this. He said he didn't like sunflower seeds for the same reason he didn't like shrimp. "Too crunchy". Apparently he was eating the shell and all of both of these things...

Okay but a properly fried shrimp is peak with the shell on. Good snappy crunch to it, they help hold the flavor in, wonderful. And for tails I usually don't even care how they're cooked I just go ahead and eat the tails shell in saves a lot of hassle and they're pretty good

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Whats_your_reasoning lemmy.world Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

I had that experience with lychees. Nobody told me you weren't supposed to eat the crunchy center!

I had the opposite experience eating pomegranate the first time. So fucking delicious, but the pips were an unsettling crunch/texture that I couldn't get over. However, it's too much work to remove the pulp from the pips, so no fresh pomegranate for me. :(

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Whats_your_reasoning lemmy.world Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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#17 · (edited) Quote Reply

I love frozen fruit and veg! If you've never tried it then don't knock it

I work with a kid who really likes cold sensations in his mouth (autism, this kind of experience isn't uncommon.) At snack time he eats frozen peas and frozen blueberries.

Which is why when I recently cooked with frozen peas, I tried a few before cooking. I get it, I'm a fan of peas and the novel texture of them being frozen was interesting. I didn't love it enough to make a new snack out of it, but you're right - you never know until you try.

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Alcoholicorn mander.xyz Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
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#18 · Quote Reply

I had the opposite experience eating pomegranate the first time. So fucking delicious, but the pips were an unsettling crunch/texture that I couldn't get over. However, it's too much work to remove the pulp from the pips, so no fresh pomegranate for me. :(

Its not bad once you realize the structure of the pomegranate. It also helps if you leave it in the refrigerator.

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craftrabbit lemmy.zip craftrabbit@lemmy.zip
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#19 · Quote Reply

Belongs in the category of things you know once somebody told you. I think we all have little things that nobody has ever taught us and everyone else knows.

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Glowstick lemmy.world Glowstick@lemmy.world
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#20 · Quote Reply

I work with a kid who really likes cold sensations in his mouth (autism, this kind of experience isn't uncommon.) At snack time he eats frozen peas and frozen blueberries. Which is why when I recently cooked with frozen peas, I tried a few before cooking. I get it, I'm a fan of peas and the novel texture of them being frozen was interesting. I didn't love it enough to make a new snack out of it...

Try frozen fruit. Dude, so good. Frozen cherries, frozen pineapple, frozen mango, mmmmm

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Diplomjodler lemmy.world Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
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#21 · Quote Reply

Very in character for anon.

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Diplomjodler lemmy.world Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
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#22 · Quote Reply

I knew a guy like this. He said he didn't like sunflower seeds for the same reason he didn't like shrimp. "Too crunchy". Apparently he was eating the shell and all of both of these things...

Did he like bananas?

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Diplomjodler lemmy.world Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
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#23 · Quote Reply

Okay but a properly fried shrimp is peak with the shell on. Good snappy crunch to it, they help hold the flavor in, wonderful. And for tails I usually don't even care how they're cooked I just go ahead and eat the tails shell in saves a lot of hassle and they're pretty good

Depends on the shrimp.

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snoons lemmy.ca snoons@lemmy.ca
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#24 · Quote Reply

Did he like bananas?

You take of the skin? Such a waste.. that's where all the electrolytes are.

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snoons lemmy.ca snoons@lemmy.ca
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#25 · Quote Reply

Okay but a properly fried shrimp is peak with the shell on. Good snappy crunch to it, they help hold the flavor in, wonderful. And for tails I usually don't even care how they're cooked I just go ahead and eat the tails shell in saves a lot of hassle and they're pretty good

Also a good source of [compound that lubricates your joints].

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Zephyr sh.itjust.works Zephyr@sh.itjust.works
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#26 · Quote Reply

Legitimately I've snacked on frozen veggies in the hot summer. Anyways, just get all your macros and take in fewer calories than you burn and you'll lose weight.

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ArmchairAce1944 discuss.online ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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#27 · Quote Reply

You take of the skin? Such a waste.. that's where all the electrolytes are.

It's what plants crave.

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musubibreakfast lemmy.world musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
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#28 · Quote Reply

Did he like bananas?

No, but he loved coconuts

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NottaLottaOcelot lemmy.ca NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca
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#29 · Quote Reply

I love frozen fruit and veg! If you've never tried it then don't knock it

Me too! When I was a kid, my grandmother would give me a little bowl of frozen peas and corn to snack on. Now I give my kids the same and they strongly prefer them cold.

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Diplomjodler lemmy.world Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
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#30 · Quote Reply

No, but he loved coconuts

Crunchy!

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Björn swg-empire.de bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de
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#31 · Quote Reply

My father likes to tell this tale of when he made fried spaghetti because he was a poor student and his buddy liked it so much that he asked how to make them. My father replied "Like normal spaghetti. But you fry them in a pan."

That's what he did. Instead of cooking he fried the dry spaghetti in a pan.

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Madzielle lemmy.dbzer0.com Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#32 · Quote Reply

My father likes to tell this tale of when he made fried spaghetti because he was a poor student and his buddy liked it so much that he asked how to make them. My father replied "Like normal spaghetti. But you fry them in a pan." That's what he did. Instead of cooking he fried the dry spaghetti in a pan.

tbf this exsists

https://bakinghermann.com/spaghetti-allassassina-italian-killer-spaghetti/

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Zarobi aussie.zone Zarobi@aussie.zone
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#33 · Quote Reply

Also a good source of [compound that lubricates your joints].

Mmmm bone lube

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Zarobi aussie.zone Zarobi@aussie.zone
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#34 · Quote Reply

I won't dog on them since the context implies this is ESL, but seeing "etc." punctuated as though it's an acronym is unholy.

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diaphragmwp discuss.tchncs.de diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de
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#35 · Quote Reply

My father likes to tell this tale of when he made fried spaghetti because he was a poor student and his buddy liked it so much that he asked how to make them. My father replied "Like normal spaghetti. But you fry them in a pan." That's what he did. Instead of cooking he fried the dry spaghetti in a pan.

Italians also do it. Although they put tomatoes in and smash them first.

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dustycups aussie.zone prex@aussie.zone
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#36 · Quote Reply

tbf this exsists https://bakinghermann.com/spaghetti-allassassina-italian-killer-spaghetti/

...and is awesome.

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Ricky Rigatoni piefed.zip RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip
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#37 · Quote Reply

Yeah this is silly and cringe but eating frozen fruits while they're still frozen is amazing.

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Whats_your_reasoning lemmy.world Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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#38 · Quote Reply

Its not bad once you realize the structure of the pomegranate. It also helps if you leave it in the refrigerator.

I'd love advice for being able to enjoy a pomegranate. Does the pulp peel off the pip better if it's cold?

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Alcoholicorn mander.xyz Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
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#39 · (edited) Quote Reply

I'd love advice for being able to enjoy a pomegranate. Does the pulp peel off the pip better if it's cold?

Yes, it also helps if theyre not overripe. The secret is knowing where to pull so an entire section of pulp or pips pulls away.

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Apathy Tree lemmy.dbzer0.com ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#40 · (edited) Quote Reply

I had the opposite experience eating pomegranate the first time. So fucking delicious, but the pips were an unsettling crunch/texture that I couldn't get over. However, it's too much work to remove the pulp from the pips, so no fresh pomegranate for me. :(

The way I eat pomegranate is like popcorn meets sunflower seeds.

Take a few of the pearls, pop them in my mouth, break the water balloon with gentle chewing that doesn't break the seed, suck out the juice, spit the seed. Sometimes I’ll fidget and peel the pulp off with my teeth, is not much, but it’s a nice mindless activity to occupy my brain

Pom is a flavored water fruit rather than a chew and swallow fruit. You don’t miss much leaving the pulp behind (and I'm not talking about the white rind) because theres not much of it to begin with. Its ideal for brainless time like watching movies. The prep is pretty easy, too, since the pearls tend to fall off pretty easily into a bowl, perfect for mindless snacking.

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BeUnique lemmy.zip BeUnique@lemmy.zip
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#41 · Quote Reply

But that's how you eat sunflower seeds. You don't chew or swallow the shell, but you put it in your mouth and crack it with your teeth.

Nah I confirmed. He was just tossing them in his mouth and eating them whole. This is how the conversation came to be in the first place. He was a work friend and I offered him some sunflower seeds and he said "nah man too crunchy" and that unravelled the whole thing. He was a pretty sheltered guy, eating mostly processed garbage and nobody cooked in his house growing up. He was a nice guy just pretty oblivious at times. I once got him to eat one of those Airborne capsules you put in water and drink as a chewable.

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BeUnique lemmy.zip BeUnique@lemmy.zip
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#42 · Quote Reply

Sometimes I intentionally eat the shells of sunflower seeds. So tasty and crunchy

Yeah, til you have to shit them out the next day.

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Nangijala feddit.dk Nangijala@feddit.dk
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#43 · Quote Reply

Yeah this is silly and cringe but eating frozen fruits while they're still frozen is amazing.

So true! I really think that banana, grapes and pineapple work particularly well when frozen 🤤

What fruits do you enjoy frozen?

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Ricky Rigatoni piefed.zip RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip
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#44 · Quote Reply

So true! I really think that banana, grapes and pineapple work particularly well when frozen 🤤 What fruits do you enjoy frozen?

boobewwy :3

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Nangijala feddit.dk Nangijala@feddit.dk
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#45 · Quote Reply

boobewwy :3

My processing speed is embarrassing today.

Also, my good sir, boobewwy is not a fwuit. Tis a bewwy. You're cheating!

But I'm sure it is delicious.

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RememberTheApollo_ lemmy.world RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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#46 · (edited) Quote Reply

Peas and carrots are too full of sugar. I mean, they’re better than chips or candy bars by a long shot, but minimizing them or mixing peas and carrots with other less sugary veg is a better idea.

Edit: triggered people who somehow think I said you can’t eat peas and carrots. Whatever. SJW away.

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Widdershins lemmy.world Widdershins@lemmy.world
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#47 · Quote Reply

My father likes to tell this tale of when he made fried spaghetti because he was a poor student and his buddy liked it so much that he asked how to make them. My father replied "Like normal spaghetti. But you fry them in a pan." That's what he did. Instead of cooking he fried the dry spaghetti in a pan.

My dad tried frying frozen peas once. Turned the kitchen into Viet goddamn Nam. I still have flashbacks.

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samus12345 sh.itjust.works samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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#48 · Quote Reply

My processing speed is embarrassing today. Also, my good sir, boobewwy is not a fwuit. Tis a bewwy. You're cheating! But I'm sure it is delicious.

Bewwies are fwuit.

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rhymeswithduck sh.itjust.works rhymeswithduck@sh.itjust.works
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#49 · Quote Reply

Peas and carrots are too full of sugar. I mean, they’re better than chips or candy bars by a long shot, but minimizing them or mixing peas and carrots with other less sugary veg is a better idea. Edit: triggered people who somehow think I said you can’t eat peas and carrots. Whatever. SJW away.

Good grief, can we stop shaming people for eating the "wrong types of vegetables" as if that's even a thing? Just be happy they're eating any at all.

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Nangijala feddit.dk Nangijala@feddit.dk
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#50 · Quote Reply

Bewwies are fwuit.

Nay!!! They are bewwies, bish! ... tbf, so are bananas, but that is besides the point!!

Can you fwiggin believe it? Apples, pears, tomatoes and lemons are technically considered bewwies? The wules are stupid.

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Tommelot lemmy.world Tommelot@lemmy.world
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#51 · Quote Reply

Also a good source of [compound that lubricates your joints].

Olive oil

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