How sporting! I do love a gay frolic in the changing rooms.

Ohh.... As in girls who wear split pants. I was trying to wrap my head around what the hell they meant by bifurcated girls. Bifurcated girls just sound like the victims of a serial killer or something.

Is this why you all take so long in there?

My first thought was some serious medical condition lmao

Someone, perhaps your great-grandfather, fapped to this.

I was really curious about what “bifurcated girls” meant, and the Public Domain Review has the answer:

Vanity Fair special issue from 1903 dedicated to “bifurcated girls”, i.e. women in trousers. Note this isn’t the same Vanity Fair of current fame, but an earlier magazine with the same name

It's so weird how women wearing pants was THAT unusual.

Verily, the girls in the dressing room hace querer ideas of their own

You don't say, I myself would like being womanhandled like that

I'm having queer ideas too <3

I need someone to bifurcate me in a dressing room