cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/67197979

https://thehardtimes.net/blog/we-sat-down-with-anti-trans-swimmer-riley-gaines-to-find-out-what-other-sports-she-fucking-sucks-at/

Swimming ability: 2/5

Shameless grifting ability: 5/5

Damn, now THATs what I call sexism.

I used to work for Penn before Trump took away our funding and I got laid off. Even though eventually they folded and went groveling back to the administration, I never got my job back. So in a way, she's responsible for me losing a job I had for 14 years.

Man! Even in these trying times for the Onion where the news often surpasses Onion level whackyness, they still manage to to get the odd Oniony headline out. Respect.

Damn, she just sucks in ALL the ways 🤦🏻

I'm sorry that happened to you

This specific one is technically The Hard Times (another satire site news site), but yeah.

After a few lean years under the ownership of a humorless Zionist friend of Hillary Clinton, the Onion's gone back to absolutely crushing it under almost impossible circumstances in recent years!

Obvious troll is obvious. Go back to reddit