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MeatPilot sh.itjust.works MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-10-27
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Mostly Temu and Amazon overstock and returns. 50/50 chance that's been in someone's butt.
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Nurse_Robot lemmy.world Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-12
#2 · Quote Reply

How come my thrift stores never have the good stuff
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CapuccinoCoretto lemmy.world CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-03-24
#3 · Quote Reply

50/50 chance that's been in someone's butt.

You could charge so much more if it were the right 50.
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FUCKING_CUNO lemmy.dbzer0.com FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-04-30
#4 · Quote Reply

Taste test to be sure
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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks programming.dev zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-06-19
#5 · Quote Reply

The odds of something being in a butt reminds me of ass pennies
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Tako Penisu sh.itjust.works hectocotylus@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-09
#6 · Quote Reply

So how much did you end up paying?
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MeatPilot sh.itjust.works MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-10-27
#7 · Quote Reply
Tako Penisu wrote:
So how much did you end up paying?

$1
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CultLeader4Hire lemmy.world CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-03-28
#8 · Quote Reply

Oops! Sorry didn’t realize I had misplaced that!!
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Zier fedia.io Zier@fedia.io
Joined: 2023-06-17
#9 · Quote Reply

Interesting handle on that citrus reamer.
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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
#10 · Quote Reply

I'd only pass because it looks too small to stay inserted.
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j5y7 sh.itjust.works j5y7@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-02-19
#11 · Quote Reply
MeatPilot wrote:
$1

Shah, as if, and fox tails will fly out of my butt!
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snooggums piefed.world snooggums@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-07-08
#12 · Quote Reply
CapuccinoCoretto wrote:
50/50 chance that's been in someone's butt. You could charge so much more if it were the right 50.

There's a 1 in #2 chance!
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Ignotum lemmy.world ignotum@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#13 · (edited) Quote Reply

100% if the factory does quality assurance
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Carl sh.itjust.works CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-04
#14 · Quote Reply

Nice cat toy.
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Section Ratio General lemmy.blahaj.zone Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-12-29
#15 · Quote Reply

I showed this to my wife and ended up trying to explain to her why some people enjoy anal. She still doesn't get it. Apparently she doesn't even get the eargasms from cleaning her ears with a q-tip, so i have nothing to compare it to for her
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OpenStars piefed.social OpenStars@piefed.social
Joined: 2024-10-24
#16 · Quote Reply

I should hope so! It would be a shame if it hadn't been used for the purpose it was designed for...
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BJW lemmus.org Epp@lemmus.org
Joined: 2026-02-12
#17 · Quote Reply
Section Ratio General wrote:
I showed this to my wife and ended up trying to explain to her why some people enjoy anal. She still doesn't get it. Apparently she doesn't even get the eargasms from cleaning her ears with a q-tip, so i have nothing to compare it to for her

Tell her that the walls of the anus are shared with the walls of the vagina, and dependent on physiology, the nerve endings are more easily stimulated from the anal side. The shorter the distance from the anus to the bottom of the vagina, the more likely a woman is to have pleasure from anal sex.
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Themosthighstrange lemmy.world Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-09-27
#18 · Quote Reply

Hello 911 I'm a wolf now

^_^. Beware
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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#19 · Quote Reply
j5y7 wrote:
Shah, as if, and fox tails will fly out of my butt!

Hey op I know who lost their butt accessory
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diabetic_porcupine lemmy.world diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-16
#20 · Quote Reply

60/40 it’s been in two butts
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Section Ratio General lemmy.blahaj.zone Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-12-29
#21 · (edited) Quote Reply
BJW wrote:
Tell her that the walls of the anus are shared with the walls of the vagina, and dependent on physiology, the nerve endings are more easily stimulated from the anal side. The shorter the distance from the anus to the bottom of the vagina, the more likely a woman is to have pleasure from anal sex.

I mean, that was what I wanted to do first, but that's like describing what it feels to appreciate a painting to a full-blind person by describing how the cornea works. And sex isn’t just about the insertion, it's a conversation in body language, informed by the context of the relationship and colored by taboos that inform preferences and boundaries. How am I supposed to explain that? Especially since I don't enjoy anal myself, either giving or receiving.

I'm grateful my wife loves learning of the breadth of human experience almost as much as I do lol
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MeatPilot sh.itjust.works MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-10-27
#22 · Quote Reply
diabetic_porcupine wrote:
60/40 it’s been in two butts

It only gets better and better.
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JoeTheSane lemmy.world JoeTheSane@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#23 · Quote Reply

That’s disgusting. Who donates an empty blister pack?!
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