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Beep lemmus.org Beep@lemmus.org
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Adafruit: From Ultimate Driving Machine to Ultimate Rent-Seeking Machine: The BMW Logo Screw Patent.

If you haven’t already heard, BMW’s R&D teams have been busy “innovating.” Unfortunately, they aren’t focusing on the things that actually matter—like stellar engine performance or the legendary driving dynamics that gearheads love. Instead, the C-suite execs decided that the best use of their engineering budget was to design a proprietary security screw specifically intended to prevent BMW drivers from fixing their own cars.

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GreenBottles lemmy.world sturmblast@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
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I'll never buy a car that has subscription features

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swiftywizard discuss.tchncs.de swiftywizard@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2024-10-26
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Clippy would never do that!

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SocialMediaRefugee lemmy.world SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
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I'll never buy a car that has subscription features

Until they force you. Like how pretty much all new housing developments have oppressive HOAs now.

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ZeroOne lemmy.world MITM0@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-11-29
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I would like to get my hands on those Engineers. Do we have a term for engineers who design pro-capitalist enshittification tech ?

UPDATE: Looks like I got my answer, here's the video for it.

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Crozekiel lemmy.zip Crozekiel@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-07-22
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I would like to get my hands on those Engineers. Do we have a term for engineers who design pro-capitalist enshittification tech ? UPDATE: Looks like I got my answer, here's the video for it.

Enshitineers?

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Crozekiel lemmy.zip Crozekiel@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-07-22
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Until they force you. Like how pretty much all new housing developments have oppressive HOAs now.

I am so happy to live in a non-HOA neighborhood...

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BilboBargains lemmy.world BilboBargains@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-03
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Enshitineers?

Nice catch lol

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AoxoMoxoA lemmy.world AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-12
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VW made these funky triangle topped bolt on TDi injection pumps ( or maybe it was Bosch who cares). My buddy who's a mechanic said "don't mess with those ,you need special sockets".

I took 12pt sockets and used a dremmel to grind out every other two points in the socket and had my own set to mess with the bolts they didn't want me messing with.

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BigAssFan lemmy.world PetteriSkaffari@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-09
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Alright, we'll just buy Chinese electric cars instead.

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Doomsider lemmy.world Doomsider@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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Alright, we'll just buy Chinese electric cars instead.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

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raspberriesareyummy lemmy.world raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
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I would like to get my hands on those Engineers. Do we have a term for engineers who design pro-capitalist enshittification tech ? UPDATE: Looks like I got my answer, here's the video for it.

As an engineer, I second this. Unfortunately, many engineers fail to ever acquire a conscience.

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GreenBottles lemmy.world sturmblast@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
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Until they force you. Like how pretty much all new housing developments have oppressive HOAs now.

It's a choice to live there. And you have a choice on how you spend your money. No one is holding a gun to your head making you buy a shitty car.

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nek0d3r lemmy.dbzer0.com nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-09
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I would like to get my hands on those Engineers. Do we have a term for engineers who design pro-capitalist enshittification tech ? UPDATE: Looks like I got my answer, here's the video for it.

Depending on their place in the chain of command, either a capitalist or a wage slave

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iglou programming.dev iglou@programming.dev
Joined: 2025-05-12
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Until they force you. Like how pretty much all new housing developments have oppressive HOAs now.

The day when the only options are subscription based cars will be the day jailbreaking your car is as common as jailbreaking an iphone.

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skisnow lemmy.ca skisnow@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-22
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It's a choice to live there. And you have a choice on how you spend your money. No one is holding a gun to your head making you buy a shitty car.

it’s your choice to live there

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not because that is an awful argument. The housing market isn’t this perfectly liquid thing where there’s always another house to choose from that fits all your requirements a reasonable distance from your workplace.

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Safetyshaft lemmy.world Safetyshaft@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-08-24
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it’s your choice to live there I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not because that is an awful argument. The housing market isn’t this perfectly liquid thing where there’s always another house to choose from that fits all your requirements a reasonable distance from your workplace.

Especially when private equity is fucking everyone

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🎇sparkles✨ lemy.lol Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol
Joined: 2025-04-19
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radical innovation. proprietary screws. un-standardization. de-industrialization.

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