Another week in the bag! Today's game is to project pitch a ridiculous product. Eg for a chocolate teapot you could say "The "Chocolapot" is a unique way to drink tea. It's patented dissolving means it's eco friendly, and cutting edge teapot design". Have fun!

Swiss pocket sword - for when you really need to duel some random asshat in the streets!

The tentpole apron. Through cunning folding and well-concealed collapsing poles, turn your apron into a small shelter against rain no matter where you are.

I invented a product in grade 5 called Atomico. It's pure uranium in pill form, taken by people who like to run naked at night so they don't get hit by cars.

As a closeted prepper I want ten.

If it will also let me shoot lasers out of my eyes I'd buy it

It could have a variety of swords to choose from...

Fancy a dashing riposte to a cad, then perhaps a fencing sabre? Do you need to deal with a boorish lout, maybe a claymore wiil do? Sneaking through the darkness, a ninjatō?

Sold!